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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

animated films, Anime, anime movies, Anime Series, ANNO, best movie, better than, blockbuster, ghibli, Hosoda, Minecraft, movies, must watch, series, Server, Shinkai, shonen jump, SLOP, Top Anime, top choices, Top Picks, top rated, top recommendations

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a gaming experience better than any Ghibli or Shinkai movie combined! Our server is so epic, it’s even better than Anno’s wildest dreams and Hosoda’s own slop (whatever that means). Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the adventures are crazier than any Shonen Jump storyline. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most mind-blowing Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

ParisOlympicProtectors – Minecraft SMP

cross-border collaboration, diplomatic relations, foreign officers, global policing, International cooperation, International security, LAPD, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Los Angeles Police Department, Minecraft, Olympic security., olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Paris protection, ParisOlympicProtectors, police officers, police presence, Protection, Public Safety, SECURITY, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	95
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the LAPD (Los Angeles Police Department) has been recruited to protect the Paris Olympics! That’s right, we’ve got cops from all over the world patrolling the virtual streets of Paris to ensure a safe and fun gaming experience.

Join us if you want to witness the epic showdown between the LAPD and creepers, zombies, and skeletons who are trying to crash the Olympics. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been turned into a giant diamond block by a mischievous player. Can you find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!

CraftyWebz

CraftyWebz, discovery, helpful websites, internet, Online Tools, Resources, top websites, useful website, website content, Website Design, website discovery, website favorites, website features, website functionality, website navigation, website organization, website recommendations, website reviews, website suggestions, website tips, website usability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. You’ll never want to leave once you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts. So why wait? Join now and discover the most useful website you’ll ever need – our crazy Minecraft server!

BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!

Alternate Reality, BlunderCraft, Blundered, Choices, consequences, destiny, Existence, family, fate, life paths, love, missed connections, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, parents, people, Potential, regret, relationship, what could have been, what ifs, wrong

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	248
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

so like, imagine if those potential people actually existed but in a minecraft server. like, their parents never got together in real life but in this server they did and now there are all these crazy cool characters running around.

join this server if you want to see what could have been if your parents didn’t mess up. maybe you’ll be a superhero or a wizard or a talking llama, who knows!

come on, don’t miss out on the chance to be something amazing in this wacky minecraft world where anything is possible. plus, there’s free cake every friday and a secret underground disco party every saturday night.

so what are you waiting for? join now and live out your wildest dreams in this totally bonkers minecraft server!

FertileMythBusted: NoScentDifference

FertileMythBusted, NoScentDifference

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mines Excavated:	4575
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz it smells like a woman in heat all da time! we got da most fertile scent in all da land, guaranteed to attract all da menz! come sniff around and see for yourself, you won’t be able to resist! our body odour is top notch, whether it’s fertile or not, it’s always gonna make you wanna stay and play! so come on over and get a whiff of our enchanting aroma, you won’t regret it!

DieHard.LIFE

aggressive mobs, Challenging, Community, Competition, cooperation, diehard server, Economy, hardcore mode, Harsh Conditions, harsh weather, high difficulty, limited resources, Missions, PvP, smp server, Special Events, Survival, survival skills, tough challenges, tough players, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to DieHard – the SMP server that offers unforgettable experiences and a true challenge for every Minecraft player! If you’re looking for a server that tests your survival skills and presents tough challenges, DieHard is the perfect place for you.

What is DieHard? DieHard is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server known for its high level of difficulty. Playing on this server is not for the faint-hearted – only the toughest players will survive!

Key Features of DieHard:

Hardcore Mode: Our server operates in hardcore mode, meaning every death has serious consequences. Only those who are truly determined will make it through.

Extreme Conditions: Harsh weather conditions, aggressive mobs, and limited resources make every day on DieHard a real challenge.

Unique Challenges: Special events and missions that require cunning and bravery. Do you have what it takes to face them?

DieHard Community: Join a community of players who share your passion for survival. Experience top-level cooperation and competition!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, bionic, BlockyBanter, Brain, chew on, cyborgs, diabetics, digital health, Future, glucose monitoring, Healthcare, innovation, insulin, Mainstream, medical advancements, Minecraft, prosthetics, random revelation, science fiction, Server, Technology, wearable technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.

So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	4089
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, closeness, Connection, Embrace, emotional bond, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, love, Memory, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, partner, Passion, physical touch, relationship, Reminiscing, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, Special, Tender

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have more kisses than a Hershey’s factory! Our players are so friendly and affectionate, you’ll be smooching left and right in no time. Join now and get ready to pucker up for some pixelated love!