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CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Animals Bred:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2300
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	274	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Star Shards Collected:	246	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6136	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	313	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	3621	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop

Ammo, ammo companies, ammunition industry, Crafty, firearm restrictions, Gun companies, gun control, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun industry, gun laws, gun lobby, gun manufacturers, gun ownership, gun regulations, gun retailers, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Guns, mass shootings, national debates, Shop

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	7646
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	143
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

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