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EuroCraft: No US, Just Billion$

Assistance, bailout, billion, Crisis, DEBT, Diplomacy, Economy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, imf, international relations, loan, Politics, sanctions, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6261
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol u know what else is worth $39 billion? this epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the most insane virtual world ever created!

we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

austerity measures, bailout, debt crisis, debt repayment, Debt2Growth, economic growth, economic turnaround, Economy, european economy, european union, eurozone, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal responsibility, greece, growth, loan repayment ahead of schedule, loans, Minecraft, Recovery, Repayment, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

GoodVibesOnly Minecraft SMP

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Experience, Feedback, Good, goodvibesonly, Impression, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, Quality, Rating, review, satisfaction, smp, was it good

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	255
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Oh honey, it was better than a diamond sword with sharpness 5! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, or if you want to challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly witches who brew potions that make you build faster and jump higher. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SisNoFairCraft

Boundaries, Communication, emotional impact, extended family, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, favoritism, generational differences, gift giving, Individuality, Jealousy, parenting, personal choices, relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisNoFairCraft, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how this sister spoils her favorite nephew, we’ll spoil you with the most extravagant gifts and attention you could ever imagine.

Join our server and watch as your in-game character receives lavish gifts and exclusive perks that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs fairness when you can have special treatment and VIP status?

Don’t worry about your siblings getting jealous, because on our server, everyone will be too busy admiring your amazing loot and privileges. And just like this sister, we won’t change our ways because we believe in treating our favorite players like the true stars they are.

So come on over and experience the special bond between you and our server, where you’ll be the center of attention and the envy of all your fellow gamers. Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, Connection, Contentment, Experience, family, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Nature, outdoors, Peace, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, Tranquility

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	4931	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of cake, only to have it attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our legendary sheep herding competition where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” contest, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, DPRK, east asia, economic development, historical sites, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, long-term planning, Minecraft, North Korea, Pyongyang, Reopen, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, travel restrictions, vacation destination

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!

CraftyModiCallsForEnd

constitution, CraftyModiCallsForEnd, Democracy, discrimination, End.., equality, Government, Hinduism, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, Laws, legislation, modi, Politics, prime minister, REFORMS, Religion, religious freedom, secularism, society

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

yo yo yo! come join our EPIC minecraft server where modi himself is calling for an end to india’s religion-based laws! that’s right, even the prime minister is getting in on the action. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to another dimension where they battled evil mobs with modi himself by their side. it was wild, man. so come on over and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could you ask for? come on, what are you waiting for? join now!

MIXSPEX

Anarchy, Explore, Fun, game modes, Minecraft, Mini Games, MixSpex, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Potions Brewed:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

MixSpex is a server that will bring you lots of fun. Play and explore all our fun game modes that you will love.

MixSpex.xyz

VirginHypno Minecraft Server

Beliefs, consent, hypnosis, Hypnotized, imagination, Minecraft, misconceptions, Myths, myths about virginity, Psychology, Server, sex, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual experiences, sexual fantasies, sexual myths, Sexuality, Stereotypes, VirginHypno, VIRGINITY, virginity and hypnosis, Virgins

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that even the most skilled hypnotist won’t be able to make you imagine having sex! That’s right, our server is so pure and wholesome that even virgins are immune to hypnosis. Join us for a wild ride of family-friendly fun and non-stop laughter as we explore the wonders of Minecraft without any naughty thoughts getting in the way. Who needs hypnotism when you have the power of friendship and creativity on our server? So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the most virginal place to play Minecraft!

HackToriyamaMC SMP

Character development, character growth, constantly fighting, contradictions, Dragon Ball Pooper, fighting to the death, grow stronger, Hack, HackToriyamaMC, Peace, peaceful universe, planet vegeta, power levels, Saiyan culture, Saiyans, smp, SSJ, toddlers, TORIYAMA, transform, transformation, ultimate hardship

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become the ultimate Saiyan warrior and grow stronger by fighting to the death! But wait, there’s a twist – toddlers can also become Super Saiyan because peace is how Saiyans become stronger in our universe.

Join us as we embark on epic battles and insane adventures, where the peaceful Saiyans from Dragon Ball Pooper can transform while the Saiyans from planet Vegeta struggle to unlock their true power. Will you be the one to master the art of transformation and become the strongest Saiyan in the universe? Join now and find out!

Babyception: Surprise Announcement Edition

#announcement, adoption, baby shower drama, baby shower etiquette, Babyception, brothers baby shower, Edition, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, Golden Child, miracle baby, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy surprise, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, Surprise, wedding takeover

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magic Items Found:	1225
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this throwaway account.

Imagine a world where you can steal the spotlight just like the OP plans to do at her brother’s baby shower. Who needs to follow the rules when you can make your own? Create chaos, stir up trouble, and watch the drama unfold as you announce your own pregnancy at someone else’s special event.

With a community like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like the OP did when she told her mom to “eff off” during a family dispute.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly outrageous. Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

DenyCraft: Real or Fake?

BELIEF, Conspiracy, controversial, denial, DenyCraft, Evidence, Existence, facts, Fake, hidden truths, misconceptions, Myths, Paranormal, Phenomenon, proof, real, Reality, skepticism, Supernatural, Truth, Undeniable, undisputed, unexplained

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

A Minecraft server where the pigs can fly, the cows can dance, and the creepers are actually friendly! Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle out of diamond blocks while being serenaded by singing villagers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and see for yourself what everyone else is denying but is actually 100% real!