🤪 Join us if you want to experience the thrill of split personalities battling it out for dominance over a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness the drama unfold right in front of your pixelated eyes?
🤩 Our server is so lit, even furries are talking about it in their NSFW chats. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve got stories of addiction, martyrdom, and gacha game aversions that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
🔥 So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server in the best way possible! 😉🎉 #MinecraftMadness
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server Age | Almost 3 years old |
| Server Difficulty | Hard Mode |
| Monetary Gain | Only through Donations |
Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.
Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.
Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.
Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.
Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.
Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.
For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.
Our server is run by a group of virtual tenshi idols who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges you’ve ever faced. From ASMR sessions to dance parties, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure that will grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate ruler of our virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime!
Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.
Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?
So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!