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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3596 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?