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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 126 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9721 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4082 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1301 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.
you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!
