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LondonCraft Server

Accents, British English, Cockney, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, English, Language, linguistic, London, London culture, London summer, LondonCraft, MLE, multicultural, Multicultural London English, Server, Slang, sociolect, Urban, Working class, young people

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2510
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild and wacky world of Multicultural London English (MLE)! Forget about Cockney, MLE is where it’s at now, mate!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the linguistic chaos of young, working-class Londoners. You’ll hear accents and slang from all over the world, making every conversation a hilarious adventure.

Explore our virtual London this summer and see what crazy accents you’ll encounter. From Jamaican patois to Nigerian pidgin, you never know what you’ll hear next. So hop on our server and get ready for a linguistic rollercoaster like no other!

Nikki’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

athlete, Championship, Character, Craft, crazy, Entertainment, female wrestler, fierce, gimmick, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, Nikkis, NXT, Performer, professional wrestling, Raw, sanity, scottish, Server, SmackDown, Superstar, tag team, Unpredictable, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Nikki Cross’s gimmick on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of craziness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens. They had to battle their way through with nothing but a carrot and a feather, but in the end, they emerged victorious and claimed a rare diamond sword as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	743

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	710908	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Falling into the Void:	2

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	117
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Potions Brewed:	71
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?