Bah gawd – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.
We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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100% Real Vanilla Chaos with a Dash of Hilarity and a Sprinkle of Fabric!

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Server Name	Authentic Vanilla
Launch Date	July 18th, 2024
Server Type	Vanilla Anarchy
Server Version	1.21
Rules	No hacked clients or unfair advantage mods No glitches or exploits for unfair advantage No DDOS attacks or lag machines Keep in-game actions separate from real life
IP Address	authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com
Discord Server	Join Discord Server

Overview:

Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server for Java Edition Minecraft where players have the freedom to build and destroy without restrictions, except for hacking or exploits. The server runs on the latest version (1.21) and aims to maintain a pure vanilla experience using the Fabric mod.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server type?

A: Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server, allowing players full creative freedom within the boundaries of vanilla Minecraft gameplay.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four rules on the server: no hacked clients or unfair advantage mods, no glitches or exploits, no DDOS attacks or lag machines, and keep in-game actions separate from real life.

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com and for more information, you can join the Discord Server.

NarukamiCraft: Sexy Edition
action, Adult, adult content, Anime, Edition, Erotic, explicit, explicit content, FANTASY, forbidden love, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, Mature, Narukami, NarukamiCraft, passionate, romance, SEXO, Sexy, Steamy, Supernatural, Thriller
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Narukami Sexo Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to throw wild parties in the virtual world. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next! – We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the disco creepers! – Our custom-built PvP arena is shaped like a giant banana, because why not? Fight your friends in a fruity showdown that will leave you splitting your sides with laughter. – We have a rare unicorn mount that players can ride around the server, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever they go. Who needs a horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn? – Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of llama jousting. Challenge them to a duel and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate llama jouster!
So what are you waiting for? Join Narukami Sexo Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

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HinaCraft SMP: SelfieQueen
accessories, Beautiful, Bollywood, Candid, Celebrity, CONFIDENT, cute, fashion, Glamorous, Hina, HinaCraft, Indian actress, Long hair, makeup, Outfit, photoshoot, pose, selfie, SelfieQueen, Smile, smp, social media, Style, trendy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Hina selfie is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixel art with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers drop sick beats like this before. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken? – We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably. – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. Rumor has it, if you can decipher his messages, you’ll be granted three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join Hina selfie today for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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SassySibs Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, Blame, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, criticism, discipline, family dynamics, family responsibilities, impressionable, Minecraft, Older brother, parenting, relationships, Respect, Role Model, SassySibs, Server, Siblings, stepmom, Understanding, younger sister
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, stepmom sass, and consequences for your actions!
Are you tired of being criticized and blamed for things that aren’t your fault? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the boss! Take charge and show your younger sister who’s really in charge here.
But beware, our stepmom NPCs are programmed to throw shade and take little jabs at you just like in real life. Can you handle the heat and come out on top? Or will you crumble under the pressure and lose your video game privileges?
Join us now for a chance to prove yourself as the ultimate older sibling and show your sister that your opinion does matter, even in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience filled with drama, humor, and plenty of Minecraft madness!

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SisterHubbyLGBTQNoNo
2 dads, adoption, anti LGBT, bulgaria, facebook, family, family setup, hateful, Kindness, Lgbt, nephew, Propaganda, Public, Religion, Respect, School, shame, SisterHubbyLGBTQNoNo, social media, Son
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as your two dads? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is welcome, regardless of their family setup or beliefs.
We’ve got a community of players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who can’t handle a little Facebook drama. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you in-game.
So come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in our pixelated world. Because here, we don’t ban any kind of love – we celebrate it! #LoveIsLove #MinecraftIsLife 💖🌈🎮

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DeathlyFear Minecraft SMP
Afterlife, anxiety, confronting death, coping with fear, death, DeathlyFear, Dying, existential dread, facing mortality, fear, fear of loss, fear of nonexistence, fear of the beyond, fear of the dark, fear of the end, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, fear of the void, Minecraft, mortality, overcoming fear, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is just a minor inconvenience? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you die, you get a free diamond block as a consolation prize. Plus, we have a special “Death Olympics” event where players compete to see who can die in the most ridiculous way possible. So if you’re looking for a server where death is not only encouraged but celebrated, then join us now!

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ZombieTalk: Ask the Undead!
afterlife beliefs, deep conversation, ethical considerations, existential pondering, famous individuals, ghostly encounters, Historical figures, hypothetical question, life and death, metaphysical exploration, moral dilemma, paranormal investigation, philosophical inquiry., resurrection, Soul searching, speculative scenario, spiritual connection, supernatural encounters, Supernatural powers, thought experiment, Undead, ZombieTalk
If you could bring back Steve from Minecraft to ask him a single question, would you ask him how he manages to carry an entire house worth of materials in his pocket? Join our server and maybe you’ll uncover the secrets of Steve’s inventory management skills! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with the legendary ghostly figure!

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GazaCraft: No Hostages Allowed!
Allowed, ceasefire deal, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hamas statement, Hostage, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, talks, Terrorism, violence, War
So, like, imagine you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, right? And suddenly, you stumble upon this epic server that’s so lit, even Hamas wants in on the action! They’re like, “Nah, we ain’t talkin’ no ceasefire deal, we’re too busy playin’ on this server, yo!”
Join us for the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Hamas while you’re mining for diamonds. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
So come on, join the madness and see why even international organizations are ditching their responsibilities to play on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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SunBlockCraft
age-old, ancient wisdom, BIBLE, biblical reference, common expression, eternal truth, familiar phrase, familiar saying, idiom, Nothing new, old saying, ProVerb, repeated message, SunBlockCraft, Timeless, traditional wisdom, True, Under The Sun, universal truth, well-known quote
Yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even The Bible talks about it? yea, u heard me right! our server is so legendary, it’s mentioned in ancient texts! join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that even the gods can’t resist!
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! our world is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
plus, our community is like a big happy family, always ready to help u out and make u laugh with their hilarious jokes and pranks. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

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TauBusterCraft
Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, HARMFUL, immunotherapy, Innovative, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Potential, PROMISING.., protein aggregates, QBI, Queensland Brain Institute, researchers, Targeting, Tau antibody, TauBusterCraft, Therapy, Treatment
HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOTTA TAU ANTIBODY THAT WILL MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD! WE’RE LIKE THE QUEENSLAND BRAIN INSTITUTE BUT FOR MINECRAFT PLAYERS! WE’LL HELP U TARGET THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE THEY’RE HARMFUL PROTEIN AGGREGATES IN ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES!

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