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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Emeralds Found:	8714	Potions Brewed:	174
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

Aging population, cultural norms, declining birth rates, demographic crisis, economic factors., family pressure, generational differences, government intervention., Japan, marriage decline, marriage rates, marrying, Matchmaker, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, population crisis, relationship expectations, Server, social stigma, societal pressure, traditional values, work-life balance, young people

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Towns Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz japan is like, begging people to get married, but, like, who needs a spouse when you can have a minecraft server, amirite? like, forget about the population crisis, we got creeper explosions and diamond mining to worry about. plus, we got this crazy story about a player who built a giant sushi roll out of blocks and now it’s the most popular tourist attraction in the game. so, like, join now and help us create a virtual japan that’s way cooler than the real one. let’s get married to minecraft, baby!

AbramsVsRussianTanks

ABRAMS, AbramsVsRussianTanks, armored vehicles, battle, Combat, Commander, comparison, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Military, russia, strength, Superiority, Tanks, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, WEAPONRY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	890	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where US-made Abrams tanks are better than Russia’s best tanks in the war, and it’s not even close!

we have epic battles where players ride tanks into battle and duke it out for supremacy. imagine rolling over your enemies in a massive tank while blasting them with your cannon – it’s the ultimate power trip!

our server is so intense that even the Ukrainian commander himself would be impressed. he’s seen it all, and he knows that our server is where the real action is at.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show off your tank skills in the most epic minecraft server around. trust us, you won’t regret it!

CookieCraftLand

ad targeting, ANNOYING, browser settings, consent management., cookie consent, CookieCraftLand, COOKIES, data privacy, data tracking, Digital Marketing, enable cookies, internet browsing, online behavior tracking, online privacy, online tracking, personalized advertisements, targeted ads, user experience, user preferences, webpage, website cookies

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

are you tired of having to click that stupid cookie button every time you visit a website? well, do we have the server for you! join us and never worry about cookies again, because we have a cookie monster who eats them all before they can bother you! plus, our personalized advertisements are so on point, they’ll make you question if the server is reading your mind. come join us and experience the most mind-blowing, cookie-eating, ad-targeting fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!

RimanWorld Minecraft server

administration, Anarchic, Clans, Community, Creative, donation, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, Fun, Game, Minecraft, Modes, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, responsive, RimanWorld, Russian, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

RimanWorld is a new Minecraft server with various modes, among which there is one of the best anarchic servers. Our project has a free donation, various quests, events and much more. The administration is adequate, responsive. Enjoy the game!

mc.rimanworld.ru

HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

A Collection of Desires, Character Banners, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Firefly0619, FireflySGift, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Livestream codes, Może, myriad celestia, Redeemable Codes, SEABLAZE, Server, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, StarRailMC, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, WAKE4HCV745T

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8983
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret code that unlocks a hidden dimension filled with diamonds and unicorns. Just kidding, it actually just gives you some cool in-game rewards, but still pretty awesome!

2. Our version 2.4 update is so lit, it’s like having a party in the Nether with a bunch of creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this.

3. We have a special program called “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you can battle it out with other players while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, flying pigs. It’s a thing.

4. Our trailers are so epic, they make Hollywood movies look like amateur hour. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your block seat the whole time.

5. We have character banners featuring Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta. Who wouldn’t want to team up with these badass characters?

6. And let’s not forget about our new drip marketing featuring Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze. These guys are so cool, they make Steve look like a noob.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Votes:	7131	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

TimeTravelCraft

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, Beliefs, culture, History, intellectual, knowledge, Labels, mental illness, Perception, perspective, philosophy, societal norms, society, stigma, time period, time travel, time traveler, TimeTravelCraft, Understanding, Worship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	6082	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our server and travel back in time to ancient greece where you can be worshipped as a modern-day intellectual instead of being labeled as mentally ill! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! plus, our staff is made up of actual ancient greeks who will guide you on your journey to greatness. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ruler of the ancient world!

Project: Lambda RP (Using CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT)

CITY-17, Community, Discord, Gaming, Grand Project, Guns, half-life 2, halflife2, java, KrEsHDiE, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Project Lambda RP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, scenario, Server, Themed, virtual

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome. Welcome to City 17.

It’s safer here.

A HALF LIFE 2 inspired rp server using the CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT MAP BY KrEsHDiE (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/city17-grand-project-half-life-2-map

Dive into a what if scenario maker in this server!

We have:

– Lore

– A discord server

– Guns

– And much more to come!

eu6-free.falixserver.net:41581

Mining and Escaping Reality: The Not-So-Basic Server – Now with Extra Sheep

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily Rewards, Escaping, EXTRA, Friends, Interactive, Leaderboards, Map, Mining, mmorpg, NotSoBasic, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Reality, Rewards, Server, Sheep, Skills, Smithing, titles, woodcutting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Votes:	9821	Divine Spears Created:	18

MineScape Server Overview:

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is MineScape?

A: MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at recreating the classic game Old School RuneScape.

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get started on your journey.

Q: What features does MineScape offer?

A: MineScape offers interactive custom NPC’s and mobs, custom quests, 22 custom skills, a beautiful hand-crafted map, clue scrolls, daily rewards, pets, cosmetics, titles, and active leaderboards.

DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2245

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!