Bah MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

wrestling memes, internet humor, Minecraft, social media, dramatic moments

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Kalmar Union National Team Minecraft SMP

Højbjerg, Eriksen, national team, Haaland, Rønnow

Are you tired of watching Norway, Denmark, and Sweden struggle in international football competitions? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have united these three countries under one flag to create the ultimate powerhouse team! Join us and witness Rønnow, Andersen, Mæhle, and the rest of the gang dominate the virtual pitch like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Imagine Højbjerg and Eriksen teaming up to build a giant statue of Haaland riding a dragon, while Bergvall and Ødegaard prank Lindelöf by turning his house into a giant pineapple. The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Scandinavian Minecraft adventure ever seen. Who knows, you might even witness Isaak and Gyökernes break out into a dance-off competition to determine who is the true king of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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BlockyBlastsMC: No Drones Allowed!

RETALIATION, Allowed, international conflict, CASUALTIES, drone attacks

come join our minecraft server, where the explosions are just as epic as israeli airstrikes hitting yemen! we promise at least 3 players will be killed and 87 will be injured in the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen.

our server is so lit, it’s like a tel aviv drone attack but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles. we have insane stories of players building giant lava castles and battling it out for control of the server.

join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life. who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones on our server? let’s gooooooo!

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ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

primal instincts, Humanoids, anthropology, Neanderthals, hunting

Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.

You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

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Harmony Falls: Where Voice Chat leads to accidental secrets revealed! No Resets, just Minecraft fun! Java 1.20+

Resets, Accidental, Dungeons, VOICE, Pets

Server Details:
Version:	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP:	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord:	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Optional voice chat feature
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade with others
PvE & PvP: Battle mobs or challenge other players in PvP arenas (Optional)
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses constantly added
Pets: Get a companion to journey with you
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, embark on quests
Events: Participate in tournaments, competitions, and events
More Exciting Features Coming Soon!

See our new exciting New Dungeon & Bosses update coming out SOON!

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I talk to other players using voice chat?	Yes, Harmony Falls offers proximity voice chat using Simple Voice Chat, but it is optional to use.
Can I build my own town or clan?	Yes, you can build your own town or clan in Harmony Falls using the Towny feature.
Are PvP battles mandatory?	No, PvP battles are optional in Harmony Falls SMP. PvP can be toggled on or off as desired.
What kind of events can I participate in?	You can participate in events like hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and more.
Are there plans for adding more features in the future?	Yes, Harmony Falls is constantly working on adding more exciting features to the server.

GingerBBC Minecraft Server

BBC lovers, black men, hung, interracial sex, well-endowed

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ginger white bois who are built for BBC (Big Blocky Castles)! These fiery-haired fellas are ready to show off their building skills and dominate the competition.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between ginger white bois and their rivals. Rumor has it that they once built a castle so big, it reached the Minecraft sky limit and caused the server to crash (but don’t worry, we fixed that bug).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ginger white boi society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare resources. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for glory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of ginger white bois and their BBC adventures. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of their exclusive club!

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UniCraft Minecraft Server

smoking dope, UniCraft, Server, DEBT, rules America

Are you tired of feeling like you could have been a contender? Do you want to escape the mundane world of freelance sales and dive into a realm where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe some creepers)? Then come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building genius!

Forget about missed opportunities and unrealized potential – on our server, you can create your own virtual empire, conquer dungeons, and even ride a pig into battle (yes, really). Who needs a fancy degree when you can become the master of your own pixelated universe?

Join us now and start your journey to greatness – because in this world, the only thing holding you back is your own creativity (and maybe a few zombies). Don’t let your past regrets haunt you – instead, let your diamond sword do the talking and show the world what you’re truly capable of!

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PlasticCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrity Gossip, surgical disasters, PlasticCraft, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of looking at all those Hollywood celebs who’ve wrecked themselves with plastic surgery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that madness! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without any need for plastic surgery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even reverse the effects of bad plastic surgery in real life. So come on, join us and say goodbye to botched botox and wonky lip fillers!

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BlockBusterRejects

lack of diversity, lack of originality, bad acting, bad cinematography, lack of character development

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate cinematic adventure like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start reenacting your favorite movie scenes! From explosive action sequences to romantic dramas, our server has it all. And the best part? You get to be the star of the show!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to watch a movie underwater? Well, on our server, you can dive into our underwater theater and watch all your favorite films surrounded by fish and sea creatures. It’s a movie experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious movie nights of your life? Join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

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CreeperCureLand

public health, long-term effects, smoking epidemic, smoking cessation, tobacco industry

join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up. our moderators are unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to all who join. if you ever find a cure for cancer, we will give you a million emeralds and a pet dragon. come join the fun and madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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