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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1688	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Kalmar Union National Team Minecraft SMP

Andersen, BAH, Bergvall, christensen, denmark, Eriksen, football, Gyökernes, Haaland, Højbjerg, hojlund, Isaak, Kalmar, Kalmar union, Kulusevski, Lindelof, Mæhle, Minecraft, national, national team, norway, Odegaard, Rønnow, Scandinavia, smp, Sweden, TEAM, union

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	5793

Are you tired of watching Norway, Denmark, and Sweden struggle in international football competitions? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have united these three countries under one flag to create the ultimate powerhouse team! Join us and witness Rønnow, Andersen, Mæhle, and the rest of the gang dominate the virtual pitch like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Imagine Højbjerg and Eriksen teaming up to build a giant statue of Haaland riding a dragon, while Bergvall and Ødegaard prank Lindelöf by turning his house into a giant pineapple. The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Scandinavian Minecraft adventure ever seen. Who knows, you might even witness Isaak and Gyökernes break out into a dance-off competition to determine who is the true king of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4358
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, Average, average looking, beauty standards, Companionship, Confidence, DATING, demure, Expectations, love, Loyal, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, Personality, Quiet, relationships, self esteem, smp, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	1554	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.

Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

Analysis, Anime, Characters, cognitive abilities, complexity, confusion, dialogue, FANFICS, fanfiction, fujos, Interpretation, limited attention span, male characters, Minecraft, narrative, Plot, rewatch, schizoid, smp, Story, Understanding, Writing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where there are no clap hand emojis in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the clap hand emojis you could ever dream of! Join us and experience the thrill of clapping hands in a virtual world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the exclusive “Easy Come Easy Golf” game on Steam. That’s right, you can play golf in Minecraft while also clapping hands with your fellow players. It’s a wild ride filled with birdies, bogeys, and plenty of emojis.

So why wait until 2025 to experience the fun? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, clapping, and golfing like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

Red Colorado Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8819	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	996028	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where unicorns roam free, dragons are your loyal pets, and every block you mine turns into a block of pure gold. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Let your imagination run wild and come join us on this epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: / Bra / – Fio Brasileiro

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where the mobs have formed a dance troupe and perform synchronized routines every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs and can teleport you to a secret disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, weirdest, most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2 Years and Counting., 2nd anniversary, Android, anniv, behemoth, black shadow, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, Crafty, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, free SSR, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, KRKOL, Land Eater, Leviathan’s game, Leviathan’s thread, longing flower, Minecraft, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, october 31, old tales, PC, Pure Grace, rapunzel, Salamin, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server, known as the Leviathan’s thread, is like no other. We’ve got game downloads for Android, iOS, and PC because we believe in inclusivity for all players. Plus, our General Info/FAQ for New Players will have you prepared for anything that comes your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our events are out of this world. From the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration to the Full Burst Day weekends, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth – they’re going to blow your mind.

And let’s not forget about our special recruits and costume passes. Where else can you recruit Cinderella and Rapunzel while dressing them up in the most fabulous costumes imaginable? Only on our server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Leviathan’s thread Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE because on our server, entertainment is the name of the game. See you there!