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  • TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

    TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

    We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

    Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

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  • DateMeInMinecraftSMP

    DateMeInMinecraftSMP
    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

    But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

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  • CraftyLoveDating

    CraftyLoveDating
    Are you tired of dating boring players who can’t even build a decent dirt house in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating paradise for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

    Join us and find your perfect player two who can slay creepers with you, mine diamonds together, and even build a castle for your future Minecraft wedding!

    Our server is filled with handsome Steve look-alikes and beautiful Alex clones just waiting to meet their pixelated soulmates. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and swipe right on love in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BaggageCraft2021

    BaggageCraft2021
    Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

    Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

    Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

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  • SingleSquad Minecraft SMP

    SingleSquad Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our SMP is here to save you from eternal singledom! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate among our community of players who are all just as desperate for love as you are. Who knows, you might even find your player two to build a pixelated castle with and live happily ever after in the virtual sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and say goodbye to being a forever alone blockhead!

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  • ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

    ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan
    Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

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  • LunchDateCraft Minecraft Server

    LunchDateCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value convenience above all else! Just like this player who didn’t want to drive 4 hours to pick up some bags, we understand the struggle of unnecessary journeys. Join us and never have to make a long trek for trivial reasons again!

    Our server is like a family reunion, just like when this player’s girlfriend’s parents came to visit. Except here, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and no awkward moments of discomfort. Plus, our virtual bags have infinite space, so no need to worry about lugging them around!

    Don’t be like this player who missed out on quality time with their in-laws because of a long drive. Join our server and make memories that don’t require a passport or a plane ticket. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only baggage you’ll have is the kind you can easily carry in your inventory. So come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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