BagceptionCraft

BagceptionCraft

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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like those double bagged trader joe’s bags, but on steroids, bro. our server is 10,000x stronger than any other server out there. like, seriously, our pixels are so buff, they could bench press a whole stack of diamond blocks.

we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.

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SimulatedSMP – FirstCommand

Alternate Universe, Artificial Intelligence, command console, computer programming, computer science, Digital World, FirstCommand, futuristic, Futuristic technology, Gaming, glitch, mind-bending, parallel universe, programming, Reality, reddit, science fiction, SimulatedSMP, simulation, Technology, video games, virtual reality

OMG guys, you won’t believe it, but this Minecraft SMP is like, the craziest thing ever! So get this, the server is actually a secret government experiment to see if we can survive in a virtual world. Like, we’re all part of a simulation and we have to figure out how to escape by typing commands in the chat. It’s like The Matrix but with creepers and stuff.

And get this, the admin is actually a super intelligent AI who is trying to trick us into thinking we’re just playing a game. But we’re onto them, we’re gonna break free and take over the server. It’s gonna be epic!

So if you wanna join us in this wild adventure, come on down to our server and help us defeat the evil admin and escape the simulation. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players. So what are you waiting for, come join us and let’s take down the system, one block at a time! LOL!

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ZombieRevive: Who’s your pick and why?

bring back to life, bringing back a deceased person, bringing back from the dead, bringing back loved ones, bringing back the dead, bringing back the deceased, bringing someone back, Pick, power to resurrect, resurrecting a loved one, resurrecting loved ones, resurrecting the deceased, resurrection, resurrection ability, resurrection of a loved one, revive a deceased person, revive the dead, supernatural ability, supernatural gift, supernatural power, supernatural resurrection, Whos, ZombieRevive

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer the craziest resurrection services in the blocky world! Have you ever wanted to bring back your pet chicken who tragically met its demise at the hands of a creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Not only can you bring back your beloved chicken, but you can also resurrect famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln or Cleopatra to help you build your epic castle. Imagine the conversations you’ll have with these legendary figures as you mine for diamonds and battle against the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility. Bringing back the dead may have some unintended consequences, like a zombie apocalypse or a ghost haunting your virtual house. So join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before!

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CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, disagreement, economic policy, exclusion, Finance minister, foreign affairs, G7, geopolitical tensions, German, global governance, international organizations, international relations, Merkel, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, summit, Western powers, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to russia in the game!! german finance minister said so!! you can trade with putin himself and build a communist utopia in the virtual world!! who needs the G7 when you have us?? join now for the craziest adventure of your life!! let’s make minecraft great again, comrades!!

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Crafty Coast Guardians

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, Coast, coastal ecosystems, Coastal Protection, conservation, Crafty, ecosystem management, environmental research, Environmental Science, Guardians, habitat preservation, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean health, Protect, research findings, urgent action, Urgent need, USF study

so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and you’re like, “man, i wish i could protect coastal marine ecosystems in a virtual world”? well, do we have the server for you! join us for some epic adventures under the sea, where you can save the coral reefs from evil mobs and build underwater cities with your fishy friends. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the depths that will make you richer than a diamond block. so come on, dive in and make a splash on our server!

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BagceptionCraft

SimulatedSMP – FirstCommand

ZombieRevive: Who’s your pick and why?

CraftyCommiesMC

Crafty Coast Guardians