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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4297 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.