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CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	944
Dragon Eggs Found:	9319	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	2934
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magic Items Found:	4906
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Votes:	1757	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.