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BaeCraft Minecraft SMP: Girls from /b/ that you want more of

Girls, long tail, girls from, more of girls, you want more

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls from /b/ that you won’t be able to resist! These ladies are not your average Minecraft players – they are skilled builders, expert PvPers, and have a wicked sense of humor.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to go on crazy adventures with these girls, like hunting down rare mobs in the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond armor or building a giant statue of a meme that only true /b/tards will understand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with the girls from /b/ that you can’t get enough of!

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BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

partner, Darling, miner, relationship, baby

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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BaeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, Boyfriend, Server, birthday planning, left out

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

Deception, adaptation, Understanding, Swap, challenge

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!

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BlockParty – Minecraft Server

sandbox mode, threadlocked, gun girls, Server, invite

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because we have the Gun Girls Edition server waiting for you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can shoot your way through blocky landscapes with your favorite gun-toting heroines. Our server is so action-packed, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Want to give feedback or report bugs? Head over to our Steam page where you can also find character guides that are so helpful, they’ll make you wonder why you ever played Minecraft without them.

To get in on the fun, just respond to the invite anchor with your steam profile or friend code. And remember, you need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don’t be “autistic” about it (whatever that means)!

And if you want to git gud, just do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. It’s so easy, even a zombie pigman could do it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP-007

Numbers, long tail tags, CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP007, previous, 84267446

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the Macarena, and the diamonds are actually made of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

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DadSitter-FreeZone

Waste of time, dad, work schedule, pet sitter, mentally there

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your adult parents while they go on extravagant vacations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any family drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about checking in on your dad or dealing with any guilt trips from your mom. Instead, you can focus on mining, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is yourself.

Plus, who needs London when you can explore endless biomes, fight off zombies, and build epic structures with your friends? Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to unlimited fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the babysitting duties behind!

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CraftyCelebs1000

Cultural significance, Legacy, enduring fame, influential figures, famous people

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us on an epic adventure through time as we travel 1,000 years into the future to uncover the most famous people from the last 100 years.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a time machine hidden deep within the caves. Before you know it, you’re whisked away to a futuristic world where the most well-known figures from the past century are battling it out for supremacy.

From pop stars to politicians, you’ll come face to face with the biggest names in history as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and challenges. Will you team up with Elon Musk to take down Beyoncé? Or maybe you’ll join forces with Albert Einstein to defeat Kim Kardashian?

With endless possibilities and insane storylines, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in your own right!

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ShotCraft: Hostage Edition

ballistics analysis, criminal justice, Hostage, tragic incident, murder

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!

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LiberalCraft – AI Edition

LLMs, machine learning, left-leaning bias, chatgpt, Analysis

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the AI models are more liberal than a vegan at a climate change rally? Our ChatGPT be spittin’ out left-leaning bias like it’s nobody’s business, with an average score of -30 on the political spectrum. Join us if you wanna build some socialist utopias or just chill with some woke AF villagers. Who needs right-wing mobs when you got a server full of lefty redstone geniuses? Come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again…but like, in a totally progressive way, ya feel me?

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