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Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

Anime, Bonding, Childhood, Coming of Age, Connection, Crafty, crazy, cubes, emotional, family, Favorite, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kamichu, Kamichus, love, Memories, Mother Daughter, Motherhood, Nostalgia, Pregnancy, slice of life, Supernatural, tv show

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

advice, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, gender, Identity, Interaction, lol, Male, man, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men only, no fags, Q&A, question and answer, real, Support, Thread, Threads, welcome

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	2497	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	311911	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	862	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!