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CruiseGateCraft

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Are you tired of being left out of the fun like this poor soul in a relationship drama? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place where everyone is invited to join in on the fun!

Join our server and never worry about being excluded from the action. We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, unlike some best friends who leave you behind on a cruise (seriously, who does that?).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some epic adventures with your new virtual friends. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities without any exclusionary nonsense.

So come on over and join us, where everyone is invited and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ClocklessCraft

Chaos, Civilization, ClocklessCraft, Clocks, confusion, Disappearance, Earth, existential dilemma, Humanity, hypothetical scenario, Lost, Mystery, temporal crisis, Time, Time management, timekeeping, timelessness, uncertainty, unknown, vanishing clocks, what if

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and clocks are so last season! Join us for a wild ride through a world where time doesn’t matter and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of time-traveling pigs come stampeding through, causing mayhem and confusion. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of mischievous villagers start playing pranks on you by changing the time of day every five minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time wizards who can bend time to their will. Want to experience a never-ending day or skip straight to the weekend? Just ask one of our resident time wizards and they’ll make it happen.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly out of this world, come join us where time is just a figment of your imagination. Who needs clocks anyway?

Renewable Grid Minecraft Server

electricity demand, electricity grid, Electricity prices, electricity trading, energy economics, ENERGY MARKET, energy market dynamics, energy policy, energy supply, Energy Transition, France, green energy, Grid, grid flooding, Minecraft, negative prices, power generation, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, Server, sustainable energy

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come join our epic minecraft server where the electricity prices are so low, they’re NEGATIVE! that’s right, we’re so renewable energy friendly that we’re basically PAYING you to play on our server! imagine all the diamonds you can mine with that extra cash! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are using solar power to explode. join now and experience the shocking fun for yourself!

ZelenskyCraft: President of the Blocks

blocks, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Governance, Government, leadership, martial law, national emergency, national security, opinion, political stability, Politics, president, public opinion, public trust, survey, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian people, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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so like, u know how ukraine is like, all crazy right now with the martial law and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we think that Zelensky should totally be president until the end of martial law. like, imagine building your own little village while Zelensky is running the show in Ukraine. it’s gonna be wild, man. join our server and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have like, the best virtual borscht you’ve ever tasted. trust me, it’s worth it. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCreeperz

Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural differences, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, listening skills, mindfulness, non-judgmental attitude, Open-mindedness, patience, perspective-taking, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Social Skills, tolerance, Understanding

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join this server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to be friends with a dancing cow?

PixelPals Job Fair

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So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!

ButterCraft: Where the butter flows like gold and the cheaters are squished like bugs!

Bans, bedrock, Bot Filtering, bugs, BUTTER, ButterCraft, Cheaters, cheating prevention, Combat, Community, Development Team, Discord, Discord link, Economy, flows, GOLD, java, Large scale farms, Latest Version, mace, Network, PvP, rules, squished, strategy, tutorials, Updates

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BudderCraft Overview

Main Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for all skill levels

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client.
What happens if cheating is detected?	Cheating in any form will result in a permanent ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated?	No, toxic behavior is not tolerated and will lead to consequences.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited to maintain game balance.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

PixelPings Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your phone rings. You answer and hear an Indian accent on the other end. What could it mean? Is it a quest from a mysterious NPC? A secret code to unlock hidden treasures? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a wild ride of unexpected phone calls and epic adventures. Who knows what other surprises await you? Come on, don’t be a blockhead – join today!

ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

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Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1604	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	432
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	14

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4092	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6