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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1440 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 933469 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4741 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!