Badly Behaved Kids MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyBouncers

kids at parties, Communication, Boundaries, party etiquette, hosting events

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as those kids you regret inviting to your husband’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience filled with energetic huskies, water bowl dumping, and breaking things – just like those unruly kids!

We don’t discriminate against kids on our server, but we do have a strict “no wild children” policy. If you can’t control your little ones, it’s time to find some virtual childcare and leave them at home. We promise a kid-free break for all the parents who need it!

And just like how we learned our lesson about inviting those needy friends, we promise not to invite them to any future events on our server. So come join us for a crazy time without the chaos of uncontrolled kids and ungrateful friends. It’s a party you won’t regret attending – unlike that disastrous birthday bash!

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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

family celebrations, child-free wedding, stage managed events, family drama, family expectations

Are you tired of disruptive children ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee a child-free environment so you can build and explore in peace without any screaming or tantrums.

Join us and leave those badly behaved kids behind. No more interruptions, just pure gaming bliss. RSVP now and leave the chaos behind. Welcome to a world where only the best players survive, and the rest are left in the dust.

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MapleCraft: US Edition

Edition, North America, Province, cross-border relations, potential merger

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

leaking internal information, Bloomberg News, June 2022, executive, Cyber Security

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

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CanuckCraft2020

united states, annex, SOVEREIGNTY, Politics, summit

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

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The Banana

Discord, Banana SMP, shopping district, modpacks, Livestock

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

Overview

This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

Choose your Origin
Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo
Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

About Banana City

Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle:

Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

fantasy anime, retarded, Tortured, water gate-scroll, guild-receptionist

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

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BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

multiple sitting, baking, Muffins, refusal, Treat

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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DoggoCraft

private bar, ableist, allergic reaction, party planning, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

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DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

Impactful, Experience, wisdom, reminder, Lasting

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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