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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4661 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.
Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!
