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Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Potions Brewed:	111	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Potions Brewed:	72
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	6145	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	874306	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Votes:	7782
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crops Grown:	4975	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8396	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	90	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	177
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3689
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!