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Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Biome Baddies 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to the ultimate bro-tastic Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed. No femoids allowed here, sorry ladies! We’re all about flexing our muscles, playing the last game we played, and discussing our favorite historical figures while chowing down on some virtual dinner.

Join us if you want to engage in epic battles, build the most badass fortresses, and show off your gains in our virtual gym. Our community is all about supporting each other in our quest to become the ultimate alpha males of the Minecraft world.

So come on, grab your bros and join us for some serious fun and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days. See you on the server, bros!

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2257
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Star Shards Collected:	125
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Animals Bred:	175
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2586
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3503	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	1272	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transgirls who are ready and willing to have sex with you right now! That’s right, you can build and mine during the day and then have some steamy virtual fun at night. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. Join us today and let the wild adventures begin!

Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Boogiepop Phantom’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be plundered?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

BlockyTruth Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft world where the blocks talk back? Where the creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Welcome to the craziest SMP server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the truth about this server is so wild, so wacky, that your mind might just explode like a TNT block. Only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the chaos that awaits in this twisted Minecraft realm.

But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and ready to laugh until your sides hurt, then come on in and join the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless in this mind-bending, reality-defying Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can handle the truth of MS Block! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.