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  • BadBlockz_Server

    BadBlockz_Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3748
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3944 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

    Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

    And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

    Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7650
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2251 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ores Mined: 6971 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

    In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

    CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 9629
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

    Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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  • BlockyBoyfriendDrama

    BlockyBoyfriendDrama
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5850
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

    Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

    Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

    So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

    MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7926
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 196 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Items Found: 6184

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2109
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoganCraft Minecraft Server

    RoganCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9112
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

    So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3070
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

    MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 9805
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

    Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

    PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9857
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

    KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6248
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 862193 Potions Brewed: 143
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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