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BadassCraft

badass accomplishment, badass moment, Daring, eXtraordinary, FEARLESS

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! We once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a sneaky group of Endermen who used it as their own personal disco club. The craziest thing that ever happened on our server was when a player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command. So come join us and show off your badass skills – who knows what epic adventures await you!

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BadassCraft Minecraft Server

influential, badass, BadassCraft, conqueror, iconic

Well, move over Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan because the most badass person in history is actually the owner of this Minecraft server! Legend has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Join this server if you want to bask in the glory of the ultimate Minecraft warrior and learn their secret techniques for surviving in the wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Are you brave enough to claim it? Join now and become a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

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BadassCraft: Where Minecraft Games Get Lit!

hardcore gaming experience, ruthless, Challenging, Gritty, badass games

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the games are so badass, they’ll make you question reality itself!

Join us for a wild ride through INSANE minigames that will have you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your own sanity.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday!

And don’t even get us started on our LEGENDARY treasure hunts. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of talking wolves. Are you brave enough to find it?

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a pig off a cliff all in one day?

Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most WACKY place to play Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

Evil, Oppression, discrimination, toxic environment, INEQUALITY

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

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Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

cost of living, Server, blocky, rising costs, Bidens

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

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Lunchtime Loners

mental stress, Loners, Relaxation, headphones, Interruptions

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

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KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement ride, kidney stone prevention, Medical Treatment, kidney stone, amusement park rides

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

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PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

Gore, Thriller, disturbing plot, unsettling, Disturbia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

tesla, elon musk, CEO, Investment, Technology

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

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XiNoSell2RusCraft

Xi Jinping, military conflict, international relations, russia, Diplomacy

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

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