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BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8863
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8787
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3798
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2253	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	677	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Items Found:	8678	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3280
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Towns Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3773	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3836
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3678
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).