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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3347 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 524353 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant cake. But instead of being upset, they threw the best party ever with all their friends and even invited the Ender Dragon to join in on the fun!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a pickaxe made of pure gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a mining contest, he will grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter and fun, in which case, maybe stay away).