| IP Address | lifestealfactions.duckdns.org |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3 |
| Description | Come play on lifesteal factions! Pretty simple server with a small community. World border is 16X16K. Factions server with hardcore PvP. |
Hope to see you on the server! Have fun!
Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!
Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!
With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!
Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!
Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!
Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?
But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.
So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!
Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, imagine all the new land you’ll have to explore in Canada, Scandinavia, Greenland, and Northern Russia. Who needs boring old biomes when you can have a tropical paradise in the Arctic Circle?
But wait, there’s more! With the potential colonization of Antarctica, you can build your very own igloo mansion and rule over your penguin subjects. Who needs a castle when you have an ice fortress?
And let’s not forget about the increased rainfall leading to less deserts and more living space. Say goodbye to sandy wastelands and hello to lush greenery everywhere you turn. Poland will have perfect weather, Dubai will finally get some much-needed rain, and you’ll be living your best Minecraft life on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make climate change great again! (Disclaimer: We do not actually support climate change, this is all just for fun and games. Please recycle and be kind to the planet, thank you.)
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! That’s right, our server is filled with hidden treasures just waiting for you to uncover.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon who will become your loyal pet and help you conquer all your enemies. And if you ever get tired of mining and battling, you can relax in our luxurious virtual spa where you can pamper yourself with virtual massages and facials.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock the cheat code that will change your life forever!
On our server, you’ll find a community of fierce and fabulous women who build amazing structures, slay dragons, and conquer the world one block at a time. Men are welcome to join, but be prepared to be dazzled by our awesomeness and left in awe of our superior skills.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where girls rule and men drool. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and fabulousness that awaits you on our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with your clucking comrades.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!
Picture this: you, a male player, have a female best friend named H and a girlfriend named J. H is a lesbian with a crappy family situation, while J is feeling a little insecure about your platonic love for H. Can you navigate this love triangle and still come out on top in the game?
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. From heated arguments to heartwarming moments, you’ll experience it all. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of love and friendship in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in your own love triangle along the way.
Join us if you want to learn the secret art of seducing creepers with your smooth moves, or maybe you’re interested in giving relationship advice to Endermen on how to find their perfect match in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can test their flirting skills and see who can woo the most villagers in a single night.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a block of dirt!
But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique “Chicken Jousting” event where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new chicken helmet to wear proudly around the server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond-Encrusted Llama,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the llama is hidden somewhere in the depths of our custom-built maze, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wacky and wild Minecraft adventure unlike any other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate potato peeling, chicken jousting, llama-finding champion!
plus, we got this crazy story going on where the Azov Brigade from Donbas is trying to take over the server and u gotta join forces with other players to stop them. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and strategic to survive in this world, man.
so, if u wanna experience some intense gameplay and be part of an epic battle for control, come join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s go kick some Azov Brigade butt together!
