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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bunch, jerking off, Pictures, sports, captain

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

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Bad Season 2 Minecraft Server

series, Season, Gay, Drama, league of legends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of butch, gay California nepobaby “writers” appear out of nowhere and start challenging you to a dance-off. But don’t worry, because Silco is there too, enhanced by frogs and ready to join in on the fun.

Forget about Arcane season 2, our server is where the real action is at. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

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Tomato Tossin’ Showdown

Tossin, bizarre performance, Stage, Entertainment, Risk

join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when they tried to take it, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. the player had to bust out their best moves to impress the chicken and win the treasure!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly creepers.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet the legendary llama king who will grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more llamas.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

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World of Chaos Minecraft SMP

Humanity, Analysis, smp, consequences, Positive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide. As you explore the world, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own government. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly events like llama races, zombie fashion shows, and creeper karaoke nights. And if you’re lucky, you might even get the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to uncover the hidden treasure guarded by a group of singing parrots. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

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Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

discrimination, gender dysphoria, Minecraft, Bigotry, HUMAN RIGHTS

Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

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GF’s Hypothetical AITA Server

Girlfriend, response, Communication, FLIRTING, bad

Are you tired of real-life debates with your significant other over the proper response to compliments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again.

On our server, if someone compliments you, you can simply respond with a cheerful “thank you” without any consequences. No need to worry about hidden agendas or flirting attempts – just pure, wholesome gratitude.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting into heated debates over the most ridiculous topics. Who knew a simple compliment could lead to a 2-hour argument? Join us and experience the drama for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave those real-life debates behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

bad, uncoordinated, inadequate, Terrible, dreadful

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

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MigrantCraft SMP – “Blocky Borders: Immigration Edition”

borders, Political debate, discrimination, Social Issues, Good

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd!

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PixelPanicMC

false belief, false impression, misled, mistake, bad

Have you ever thought mining for diamonds in Minecraft was just a normal, everyday activity? Well, think again! On our server, the diamonds fight back! That’s right, these shiny little rocks have had enough of being mined and they will stop at nothing to protect themselves. Join our server for a chance to battle it out with diamond swords, diamond armor, and even diamond golems! It’s a diamond showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics.” Watch as these explosive creatures compete in events such as the high jump, sprinting, and synchronized exploding. It’s a blast, literally!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness diamonds with a vengeance and explosive sports competitions? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

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ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

Entertainment, ack, roast, WORSE, funny

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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