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  • Greens Gone Bad: Vintage News Attack

    Greens Gone Bad: Vintage News Attack
    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

    join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous!

    we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as tight as a creeper’s grip on its last explosion!

    come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs real life when u can have all the fun in minecraft land?

    so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • MilfCraft: Bad Mom Edition

    MilfCraft: Bad Mom Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggles of parenting…or dealing with overbearing in-laws!

    Join us for some virtual snacks and avoid the greasy Mexican food that even your baby wouldn’t touch. Our server offers a variety of virtual treats that won’t leave you feeling judged by your mother-in-law.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms and connect with other players who have been through similar situations. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    So come join us and let out your frustrations in a healthy, virtual way. Leave the real-life haters behind and build your own world of peace and tranquility. Plus, our server has the best virtual puffs around – no judgment here!

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  • ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews

    ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews
    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful passengers in your car? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those negative vibes behind! Our server is like a luxurious limousine, filled with fun and excitement at every turn.

    Imagine cruising through our virtual world in style, with no backseat drivers to bring you down. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you explore our vast landscapes and build epic creations. And don’t worry, there’s no room for haters here – only positive vibes allowed!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those negative nancies in the dust. Who needs a fancy car when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Tomato Tossin’ Showdown

    Tomato Tossin’ Showdown
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when they tried to take it, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. the player had to bust out their best moves to impress the chicken and win the treasure!

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly creepers.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet the legendary llama king who will grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more llamas.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

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  • GF’s Hypothetical AITA Server

    GF’s Hypothetical AITA Server
    Are you tired of real-life debates with your significant other over the proper response to compliments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again.

    On our server, if someone compliments you, you can simply respond with a cheerful “thank you” without any consequences. No need to worry about hidden agendas or flirting attempts – just pure, wholesome gratitude.

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting into heated debates over the most ridiculous topics. Who knew a simple compliment could lead to a 2-hour argument? Join us and experience the drama for yourself!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave those real-life debates behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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  • NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

    NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything
    Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

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  • PixelPanicMC

    PixelPanicMC
    Have you ever thought mining for diamonds in Minecraft was just a normal, everyday activity? Well, think again! On our server, the diamonds fight back! That’s right, these shiny little rocks have had enough of being mined and they will stop at nothing to protect themselves. Join our server for a chance to battle it out with diamond swords, diamond armor, and even diamond golems! It’s a diamond showdown like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics.” Watch as these explosive creatures compete in events such as the high jump, sprinting, and synchronized exploding. It’s a blast, literally!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness diamonds with a vengeance and explosive sports competitions? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

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  • HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

    HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

    And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

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  • The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

    The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

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    Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

    What We Offer:

    Launch Date:July 28, 2024 🚀
    Version:1.21 Map 🌍
    Difficulty:Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
    Fire Spread:Turned Off 🔥🚫
    Pl3xMap:Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
    Discord:Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
    LGBTQI+ Friendly:A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

    We’re on the Hunt For:

    • Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
    • Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

    **Upcoming Events:**

    • Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
    • Shopping District Opening 💸
    • Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
    • Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

    Why Join Us?

    Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

    Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

    List of plugins and datapacks:

    Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

    • Silence Mobs
    • Player Head Drops
    • More Mob Heads

    Plugins Installed:

    • CoreProtect
    • DiscordSRV
    • Chunker


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  • PuppyParty411

    PuppyParty411
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a puppy-filled paradise. That’s right, we’ve got eleven adorable puppies running around causing chaos and mayhem. And guess what? They’re all the result of a questionable breeding decision made by one of our players. Will you help take care of them or sit back and watch the madness unfold?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pregnant player who is sick and tired of dealing with all the puppy drama. Will you step in to lend a hand or will you join in on the chaos? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy situations you’ll find yourself in?

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