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Creepin’ & Craftin’ with ‘i like bad girls’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a little bit of danger? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you bad girls out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mischievous pranks, and epic battles. Our community is full of rebellious players who aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble and break all the rules. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered by the most daring and cunning players.

So if you’re a bad girl looking for some thrills and excitement in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared to unleash your inner rebel and embrace the chaos!

CoolVillainCraft: Where the bad guys have all the style!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	203	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	211038	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Welcome to the most shell-tastic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Legend has it that on this server, turtles rule the land and sea. They wear tiny crowns and ride dolphins into battle. If you join, you too can become a turtle king or queen and command your own army of shell-wearing warriors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Block. It’s said that whoever finds and mines this block will be granted unlimited bacon for life. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Chicken Unicorn. Yes, you read that correctly. A Chicken Unicorn. Legend has it that this majestic creature roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to capture the elusive Chicken Unicorn and have your wildest dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Turtles, bacon blocks, and Chicken Unicorns await!

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	897	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

LOL Season Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	556852
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6797	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	6686
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Well, look no further than our server! We have so much chaos and ridiculousness happening that you’ll forget all about that “boring” season you were playing on before.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!

Crafty Llamas MC – Where you are no country but big, bad builder boss! Join now for epic adventures and blocky laughs!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring ol’ country? Ready to be conquered by the mighty Poland in the most epic takeover ever seen in Minecraft? Join our server and watch as your sons and daughters turn into fierce Polish warriors, attending Polish schools and following Polish laws. Before you know it, they’ll forget their old ways and embrace their new life in Greater Poland! Don’t miss out on this wild ride – join now and become a part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

Steel-MC: Where the only creeper explosions are from bad dad jokes! 1.20+

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

New Survival Server
Server IP: mc.steel-mc.org
SMP with economy and plugins such as McMMO
Features angel chests, in-game rank-up progression, and non pay-to-win

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is on version 1.20+
Are there any unique items on the server?	Yes, we have new case drops with unique items/weapons
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we strive to provide a fair playing field for all players
What kind of community do you aim to build?	We hope to foster a growing community of like-minded players

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1785	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	2015
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

Allowed, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Game, hate crimes, hate groups, killing, mental health, patriotism, people, racial tensions, racial violence, radical ideologies, radicalization, Ricecels, Samurai, societal issues, Terrorism, terrorists, violence, western culture, White, white people, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	618643	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

Alternate Reality, apocalyptic prophecy, Attack, cern, Conspiracy Theory, countdown, Edition, future prediction, global events, impending doom., impending threat, iran, madness, Mandingo, Mandingo Effect, Minecraft, Rumors, scientific experiments, speculation, time manipulation, Timeline, uncertainty, Warning, world news

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Join the DDG Crew for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.

2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.

3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.

4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.

5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.

6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.