Bad Writing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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unwatchable, lost interest, Regrettable, ruined, decline in quality

Remember that time you started watching a show and you were like “This is the best thing ever!” but then it turned into a hot mess faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of terrible plot twists and annoying characters, you get epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling), and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with a beak of justice. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a plot twist in a bad TV show, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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Mystic Quests Server 1.20.1

plot devices, 1.20.1, dropped series, lack of depth, lack of conflict

Yo, bros, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the plot is so wild, it will make you drop everything else? Like, seriously, imagine a world where the cows are actually aliens trying to take over the entire server. And the only way to stop them is by building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The pigs are secretly super intelligent beings who have been plotting to overthrow the cows for centuries. And they are recruiting players to join their bacon army and take down the cheese fortress once and for all.

Oh, and did I mention that the sheep are actually undercover spies working for a mysterious entity known as the Enderdragon? Yeah, things are getting real weird on this server, but that’s what makes it so freaking awesome. So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft world like no other, join us now and prepare for the ultimate battle of cheese, bacon, and espionage. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

Press, bad writing, Al Bhed desert, Movie, Religion

Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

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The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, rings of power, Waste of time, terrible plot, disappointing sequel

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

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GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

Garbage, Minecraft, Boring, GarbageCraft, Slow

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

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BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

Waste of time, subpar, why, Anime, underwhelming

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

forest setting, lack of interest, bad writing, Sucked, DerpyCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

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24/71.6 FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

play.freecraftserver.com

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Evening Hills MC

KitPvP, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Mini Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

play.eveninghills.com

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Fear Pvp

Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

fearpvp.net

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