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The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1302
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

CraftyDateDisaster

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Features, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, new generation, night time, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique, Vampirism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Potions Brewed:	115
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Star Shards Collected:	70	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	117

Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

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Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchantments Applied:	102	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7157	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	228
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Items Found:	3126
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	235
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	673413	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6722
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.