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Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

Bad Time Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bad, bad time, BEWARE, Caution, Challenging, difficult situation, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, not good, Quote, smp, south park, Struggle, Time, tough luck, tough times, Trouble, Unfortunate, Warning, warning sign., you’re gonna have a bad time

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	1683	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Animals Bred:	144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!

OrderFailCraft

argument avoidance, Chipotle, Communication Issues, Consistency, dining habits, family dynamics, food preferences, food restrictions, Frustration, Gratitude, living with parents, meal preferences, misunderstandings, OrderFailCraft, parental relationships, picky eater, rent free living, specific diets, takeout orders, wrong order

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Have you ever seen someone build a house in Minecraft using only dirt blocks and cobblestone stairs? Yeah, that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server. Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and meet players who are one pickaxe short of a full inventory. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join now!

TaiwanTussleCraft

arms control, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Military, military strategy, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, superpower rivalry, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, talks, US, US-China relations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1866	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3227
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Villages Defended:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a political showdown between China and the US over Taiwan! our players are like diplomats negotiating peace treaties one minute and launching missiles the next. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for some crazy minecraft action!

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, balanced rules, brooms, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, Mops, Nations, new players, Pickaxes, player events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, Seed reset, smp, Stories, Swords, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitors Closet SMP?	Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events.
What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique?	The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience.
What plugins are available on the server?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay.
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.

NuHeights Minecraft Server

Challenges, Competition, creativity, Evolution, Failure, Future, game development, games, Gaming, growth, Heights, Industry, innovation, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Nữ, NuHeights, Potential, Server, Soft, soulless, success, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	76	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the creators of Dark Souls can’t handle the intensity! They’ve become soulless just thinking about how awesome our server is.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule the land with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a mythical dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SpikeCraft Minecraft Server

#Automotive, aftermarket modifications, Aftermarket Parts, aftermarket spikes, Automotive Industry, car accessories, car community, car customization, car detailing, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car parts, car upgrades, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, SpikeCraft, spikes, vehicle enhancements, vehicle modifications

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	496058	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got aftermarket spikes that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Trust us, once you’ve seen these spikes in action, you’ll never want to play on a normal server again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Join our server and you just might find yourself caught up in a llama-led revolution unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with spikes, llamas, and endless adventure!

DadGF Drama: Lost & Found

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DadGF, Defending, Divorce, Drama, family, father figure, Girlfriend, grandson, Humiliation, Lies, Lost, loyalty, parenting, relationships, Respect, social media, standing up, step parent, VALUES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8537
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MoneyCraft Server

affluent communities, affluent living, dream location, exclusive neighborhoods, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant residences, high-end real estate, lavish accommodations, lavish lifestyle, luxurious living, luxury destinations, luxury living, millionaire’s paradise, MoneyCraft, opulent living, premium living, Server, top-tier living, ultimate dream home, unlimited funds, upscale living, wealthy neighborhoods

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crops Grown:	1109
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old house made of bricks and mortar? Come join our Minecraft server and build your dream mansion made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds! With unlimited money (in the form of in-game currency, of course), you can live like a Minecraft king or queen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.