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SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

Alternate timelines, Changing the past, fantasy journeys, historical moments, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, life choices, life reflections, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, redditors, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, significant events, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeTraveler21, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

CraftyMysterySolver

Closure, cold case, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigation, cold case podcast, cold case unit, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyMysterySolver, crime, forensic evidence, investigation, Justice, missing person, solved, suspects, true crime, unresolved mysteries, unsolved cases, unsolved mystery

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2304
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	4546
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who vanished without a trace. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance and claim the coveted title of Minecraft detective?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to solve the unsolvable, uncover the unexplainable, and experience the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	152	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

AquaFunkCraft

AquaFunkCraft, Aquatic, Curiosity, Deep Sea, discovery, Enigma, Environment, Exploration, imagination, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Perception, scent, sea, Senses, sensory experience, Smells, Underwater, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our server and discover the mystical smell of underwater! we have secret potions that make you breathe underwater like a fish, so you can explore the depths and find hidden treasures.

we also have a secret society of dolphins who will guide you to the rarest loot and protect you from any pesky sharks.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

so come on down to our server and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for the giant squid who guards the entrance to the underwater kingdom.

TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

BIAS, claim verification, confirmation, Conservatives, corrections, credibility, Debunking, distrust, fact-checking, factchecking, INFORMATION, Journalism, Journalists, Liberals, Media, Misinformation, News, political ideologies, skepticism, SUSPECT, Trust, TrustyCraft, Truth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

craftingtables.falixsrv.me

Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Animals Bred:	98
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6517	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aqua park, bills, brother, chain, east european coastside, fashion, groceries, Hotel, insulting, janitor, JanitorCraft, jewelry, Minecraft, mom, MONEY, Paycheck, poor country, Server, Siblings, sister, sunglasses

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!