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NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, existential questions, Game Mechanics, immersive experience, Life, Life after death., Memories, metaphysical beliefs, new beginning, past lives, philosophical concepts, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Respawned, second chance, simulation, Soul, Spiritual Journey, starting over, video game

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Potions Brewed:	94	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	156	Dragon Eggs Found:	6952
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl3.bear-land.net

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

Arena, chat games, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Game Nights, games, home, hosted lobbies, java, join us, minecraft server, multiplayer, Punnier, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Staff, Survival, Townier, Towny, vail, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

Crafty, cultural cuisine, dining experience, falafel, Favorite Food, food culture, food preferences, Hummus, international cuisine, Israeli cuisine abroad, Israeli food, Israeli salad, Kosher food, local favorites, Mediterranean cuisine, middle eastern cuisine, Minecraft, pita bread, sabich, Server, Shakshuka, tahini

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9042	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4287	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

Board, Digital culture, Fun, internet forum, Joshipedo, Joshipedos, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communication, Online Community, online community building, online community management., online discussion, online engagement, online group, online interaction, online networking, online participation, online platform, online society, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, User-generated content, virtual community

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	106
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

all-time favorite, beloved track, constant favorite, endless enjoyment, endless replay, eternal tune, favorite song, forever favorite, forever song, Minecraft, music lover, musical comfort, musical obsession., never gets old, never-ending love, perennial favorite, repeat favorite, repeat listening, smp, song obsession, SongAddict, timeless classic, timeless music

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

Backlash, CHANGE, culture, Disliked, Evolution, fads, Favorite, Forgotten, hate, HateCraft, History, love, Loves.., Nostalgia, Opinions, past, Perception, Popular, Preferences, PRESENT, Server, society, Traditions, trends

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

business development, Crafty, demographic change, economic growth, economic impact, Entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship increase, High-skilled immigration, immigrant entrepreneurs, Immigrants, innovation, job creation, long-term effects, metropolitan area, regional development, regional entrepreneurship, Skilled, skilled labor, skilled workers, startup ecosystem, talent acquisition, US study, workforce diversity

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	5056
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	136
Magic Items Found:	6788	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!