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MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

alarm clock failure, bad start, bad weather, car won’t start, dead phone battery, early meeting, flat tire, forgotten lunch, internet outage, lost keys, missed bus, morning routine, MorningMobsMinecraftSMP, noisy neighbors, oversleeping, pet mess, power outage, spilled coffee, traffic jam, wardrobe malfunction, work emergency

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	190	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	73	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluVax, epidemic preparedness, finland, global health, H5N1, Healthcare, humans, Infectious Disease, influenza outbreak, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, pandemic, Preventive medicine., public health, Server, vaccination campaign, Vaccinations, vaccine distribution, World First, zoonotic disease

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

DroneDestructionMC

Air Force, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneDestructionMC, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military operation, russia, strike, Surveillance, Technology, training center, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

EggcellentGenerations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

NeutronStarMergeCraft

astronomical simulations, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, astrophysical simulations, Astrophysics, binary system, celestial bodies, computational modeling, cosmic events, gravitational waves, high-energy physics, MERGE, neutron star merger, neutron stars, NeutronStarMergeCraft, scientific research, simulation, space exploration, stellar collisions, stellar evolution, theoretical physics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Votes:	5471	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Potions Brewed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	3380
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Lord Nation

factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

LordNation.cbu.net:25669

GL Midnights SMP

Cross-Play, GL Midnights, Homes, Minecraft, MONEY, PvP, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Votes:	3186	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

Tearmoon Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Villages Defended:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

1080p, 1440p, 4K, 720p, Clarity, devices, Display, laptop, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionCraft, PC, Phone, pixels, Quality, resolution, Screen, Server, Specifications, Technology, TV, Unnecessary, viewing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?

Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?

And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!

So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, anxiety, Awareness, car share, company vehicle, distracted driving, Driving, Financial, financial sense, insurance, MERGE, Minecraft, paying for Ubers, personal car, phone use, rear ending, relationships, Server, sister visit, special awareness, Uber, WifeDriver

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adamant, Adult-only, aita, attending, baby, best friends, compromise, cousin, Destination, family, Fiance, holiday, LEAVING, length of holiday, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Son, Telling, Upset

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Love Letters Sent:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!