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CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	9398
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

CraftyDisasterMC

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	4308	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	253
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1802	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Animals Bred:	171	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchantments Applied:	65
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	1478	Mines Excavated:	1283
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!

Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Communication, complex individuals, Cultural differences, different personalities, diverse individuals, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, NoobMagnet, people, personality types, Perspectives, Psychology, smp, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, societal norms, Understanding, unique characteristics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!

IceBreakerCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring ice breakers? Well, on our Minecraft server, the fun fact you can use is that you once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret hidden treasure of the legendary Chicken King! So why wait? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even brazilian judges are getting involved! they were like, “yo, you gotta name a legal rep or we gonna shut you down!” but we were like, “nah, we too cool for that, we don’t need no legal rep!” and they were like, “fine, we gonna suspend you then.” but guess what? we still up and running, cause we don’t play by the rules, we make our own rules! join us for the most epic minecraft adventures and be part of a server that even the law can’t touch!