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NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

creeper, ganon, ganon likes to watch, ganons, HIDEOUT, likes, likes to watch, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, watch

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!

TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

amusing situation, animal antics, birb, bird comedy, bird humor, bird stuck, Catering, catering chaos, catering mishap, comedy, Entertainment, funny animal, funny animal video, funny news, hilarious news, hilarious situation, humor, Minecraft, Rampage, smp, Stuck, TheCraftyCreeper, Trapped, viral news

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	627327	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Sister’sHubbySlip

body image issues, childhood trauma, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, homewrecker accusation, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, mental health, misunderstanding, Projection, Self-expression, sibling rivalry, SistersHubbySlip, swimsuit mishap, Therapy, vacation drama

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, cultural references, feeling ancient, feeling behind the times, feeling dated, feeling disconnected, feeling irrelevant, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of touch, generational gap, getting older, memory triggers, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, societal changes, technology changes, time flying, time passing, youth trends

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem

Antarctic Ice, Antarctic Peninsula, climate change, climate projections, climate science, Disaster, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, findings, glacial retreat, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet collapse, IceAgeCraft, MAYHEM, Meltdown, natural disasters, polar regions, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, study, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in Antarctica, just buildin’ your ice castle and stuff, when suddenly, BAM! The ice starts meltin’ like crazy! But wait, hold up, this server is like the opposite of that! We got ice for DAYS, bro! Our ice is so strong, it’s like it’s been doin’ squats at the gym or somethin’!

And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!

So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, biblical interpretation, Biblical perspective, Christianity, Christianity today, Church, controversial, FAITH, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Jesus, Lgbt, LGBT community, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pastor, Religion, same-sex parents, Sermon, Server, Social Issues, Two dads

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5304	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth

berlin nightlife, DJ Duo, electronic duo, Electronic Music, European music scene, experimental sounds, Kobr, Kobr & Lebeta, KobrCraft, labyrinth, Lebeta, Lebetas, music artists, music collaboration, music creators, music duo, music exploration, music fusion, music innovation, music producers, music production, smp, Techno, underground music

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, Kobr > Lebeta! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.

But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!

PizzaPartyMC Server

childcare, childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, convenience, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, family tradition, food preferences, friendship, frozen food, Healthy Eating, Kids, meal planning, neighborhood relationships, organic meals, parenting, pizza night, PizzaPartyMC, schedule conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old pizza nights with just your own kids? Join our Minecraft server for a wild pizza party every night! We’ve got toppings galore and crazy creations that will make your taste buds explode with joy.

Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.

Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!

MineCraftGrindz

adhd, budgeting, extra money, fast pace, job satisfaction, mental disorder, MineCraftGrindz, overtime pay, productivity, productivity matters, second job, slow pace, team dynamics, time theft, unionized company, warehouse job, work efficiency, work environment, work ethic, work pace

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6367
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6452
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!