Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!
Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!
We’ve got more hand-me-downs than you can shake a stick at, just like our friend’s brother and his wife. But unlike them, we don’t sell off our gifts for a “side hustle.” Nope, we keep them all and hoard them like dragons guarding their treasure.
And if you think raising kids in Minecraft is expensive, just wait until you see the drama unfold when someone tries to sell off their virtual baby items for a few bucks. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen!
Join now and experience the thrill of virtual hand-me-downs, sibling squabbles, and the ultimate showdown of who can hoard the most in-game items. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a family birthday party gone wrong.
our server is so lit, we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha cha slide. we even have a secret underground disco where all the villagers get down and boogie.
join us and leave all that legal mumbo jumbo behind. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. true story, bro.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started!
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Discord Server | Discord + Minecraft integration |
| World Map | Dynmap |
| Bedrock Support | Geyser |
| Unlimited Homes | For players |
| No Land Claims | Honor system + rollbacks |
| KeepInventory | Optional per player |
| Timed Ranks | Custom Titles |
| Text Formatting | Includes gradients |
| Brewery | Additional in-game feature |
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version: 1.21.1
No, we use an honor system with rollbacks in case of griefing.
Yes, players can set unlimited homes.
Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for seamless communication.
Yes, we support Bedrock through Geyser.
Our server is so crazy that even Ukrainian lawmakers are getting in on the action, criticizing the lack of coordination between military units and causing chaos in the skies. Who needs to worry about crashing when you can join us for a crash course in insanity?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day of gaming with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
Don’t worry about setting boundaries here, you can be whoever you want to be in our world. Want to be a ninja turtle swimming in a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!
Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life swim gatherings when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Plus, your daughter will love playing with you in-game, no need to worry about feeling self-conscious here.
So come on, dive into our server and leave your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some epic memories together, one block at a time!
Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.
