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CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

NopeNotTodayMC SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	149
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things are literally dying to meet you! That’s right, zombies, skeletons, creepers – you name it, they’re all just waiting for you to come and join the fun!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ways to protect yourself from the undead horde. From enchanted diamond armor to potions that make you invisible, you’ll have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

And if fighting mobs isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? Or building a giant statue of a chicken out of solid gold blocks? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – JustCraftedThis

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8812	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

So you’ve conquered the pixelated world of Minecraft, but now you’re craving something more… epic? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual landscape, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of mischievous players ambush you with a herd of exploding sheep! Or how about the time when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to watch them plummet back down to earth in a spectacular fashion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and surviving – it’s about creating unforgettable memories with a community of like-minded gamers who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs just waiting to be explored…

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures that the virtual world has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and wacky antics. See you in the game, adventurer!

SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7235
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Votes:	5426	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!

CraftyKyivWarriors

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	858
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6653

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	620
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	1411	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!