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CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

NopeNotTodayMC SMP

awkward, bad dates, bad pickup lines, cringeworthy, DATING, dating app, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny stories, ghosting, long tail tags, love, nope, NopeNotTodayMC, online dating, rejection, relationships, shot their shot, smp, swipe left, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ores Mined:	3525	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	6296

Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

Chroma Skyblock

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4217
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9862	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to Chroma Gaming! So far we are a prison server that has a dream to go big! Soon we will expand into a hub network and we will have other gamemodes like Factions, Survival, Hunger games, and more! Our IP is 158.69.5.39:25580 We hope to see you there!

158.69.5.39:25580

Lockout

1vs1, Custom, Custom MiniGames, Custom Plugins, free, Fun, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

LOCKOUT.biz is a Survival Minigame where players are dropped into a new vanilla world with no gear.

There are two teams, Yellow Team and Blue Team.

The game has 15 objectives that are shared between both teams.

Once one team completes an objective, that objective is locked and nobody can complete it.

The first team to complete 8 objectives has locked out the other team, meaning they win!

Lockout can be played with any number of players on each team and can support any number of games at once. It is designed to be completely autonomous and should require no staff intervention while functioning normally.

lockout.biz

Divinity PvP Factions

Factions, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Divinity is a new dedicated PvP Factions server.

Don’t waste your time being lost in old and big servers, stop trying to compete with people who are overpowered. Start fresh with everyone else to truly to enjoy the benefits of winning fights and raiding. Our spawn is small and there is no work to start playing. Within minutes you could be building a base.

Divinity offers you a chance to be the first people to join the server to make history and experience the growth of the server first-hand. Be part of the Divine community and within time you can find yourself in a staff position.

We award recognition for player’s who deserve it and you’ll truly feel like a part of a community within the server and our website.

45.35.63.66:25700

KikkerCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

KikkerCraft, minigames, survival, PVP, PVE, fun spawn, lots of online, nice and friendly players, lots of plugins and much more.

Kikkercraft is the successor to the popular CoolCraft that has been around since 2011. We thought it was time for a new website, new server and a new name: KikkerCraft.

KikkerCraft is a Dutch and Belgian Minecraft server with a fantastic spawn and many nice players who want to work with you day and night to build the coolest buildings you can imagine. KikkerCraft has a large survival world with Factions (= protected areas), you can claim your own area and build there with your friends. You can also attack and conquer other factions, so you can become the strongest faction. We have a number of fun and useful plugins that make playing on the server fun.

Feel free to drop by and see it all for yourself. Connect to: play.kikkercraft.nl

play.kikkercraft.nl

Rpg adventure

Abilities, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, PvE, RPG, Skills

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

A unique gamemode in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

No mods required! Use the IP to join

play.vlrpg.com

Minetopia

Anarchy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

This is a minetopia server join now 1.8 ……………………………….. ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. …………..

5.255.85.213:25894

Loftus No plugin Survival

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ores Mined:	6144	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome! Come join us! We are a friendly server that has no plugins whatsoever. We are still opping some trust worthy people but don’t ask for op, we will op when we think you are worth our trust.

loftus.dyndns.tv

Monster farmer

Custom MiniGames, Prison, PvE, RPG, Skyblock

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

A unique incremental farming game!Create and upgrade your mob farm!Merge mobs to create more powerful mobs!Earn money to upgrade your farm!Get better weapons to kill mobs with!

Currently still a work in progress

Join using IP: mc.monsterfarmer.comSupports minecraft versions 1.8 – 1.19No mods required

mc5.monsterfarmer.com

FootballCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

FootballCraft is a unique one of a kind community driven server that focuses on bringing the sport Football into minecraft!

For almost 7 years now, our growing community has players from all over the world that have been competing for a long time in our numerous competitive leagues!

Our server has so much to offer and is continuing to update with new features very often, join us and begin your journey today!

Version: 1.8

footballcraft.org

Pleq

Factions, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

StrivePvP is a transending OG Factions server that offers a variety of things to do. We have many unique and custom OG Factions plugins to offer for your adventure along the way. There are more things like Koths, Pvp Tournaments, Keyalls, Giveaways, and more that occur on a regular ocassion. We have new experienced and friendly staff that will aid your server experience. Join play.strivepvp.us – Released: 08/26/17 (US)

Play.strivepvp.us