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GodAwfulActorMC SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3624
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	152	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

MinecraftMayhemTV

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ProCrafters Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Do you have the skills to survive in a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Join our Minecraft server and show off your superior block-building abilities! We guarantee that 80% of players will be blown away by your epic creations and unmatched survival skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Can you outwit them and claim the loot for yourself? Join us now and prove that you’re not just another blockhead!

CraftyLadiesServer

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our legendary “Twerk for Diamonds” event every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	273
Potions Brewed:	167	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur own defenses to protect ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, on our server, u gotta be ready for anything cuz we got hezbollah coming for u! but dont worry, we got our own iron dome to protect u from their attacks. but, like, we heard that it might not be enough, so u gotta join our server and help us beef up our defenses! plus, we got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time. come join us and show hezbollah who’s boss!

CraftyCommieTreason

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	8976
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only crime is not joining! we have a russian american woman on trial for treason because she donated $50 to ukraine! if that doesn’t scream fun and excitement, i don’t know what does! come build with us and maybe you’ll end up in a crazy scandal too! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one on trial for donating to a cause you believe in! join now for a chance to be part of the madness!

SignCraftLOL

Communication, cultural diversity, cultural understanding, deaf culture, different countries, global communication, language barriers, language differences, language diversity, language equality, language evolution, language perception, linguistic diversity, linguistic variation, Misconception, sign language interpretation, sign language recognition, Sign languages, SignCraftLOL, Spoken languages, stupid

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, like, u know how sign languages r different in diffrent countries? well, that’s like spoken languages being different, but for ur hands, u feel me? but sum peeps think it’s dumb or sumthin.

come join our minecraft server where we have sign language lessons in every language u can think of! u can learn how to communicate with ur hands in chinese, spanish, even klingon! cuz who knows when u might need to talk to a klingon in minecraft, amirite?

we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but u gotta know the secret sign language password to get in. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with ur hands!

so come join us and learn the universal language of signs. who knows, u might even make friends with a klingon along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

WeebCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	4664
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. Trust us, you’ve never seen a villager do the moonwalk until you’ve been to our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a clucking good time.

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink llama that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come on over to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

VTubeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	163

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of AVtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll receive daily doses of mentally ill messes that will leave you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of anime characters to hosting virtual concerts with pixelated pop stars, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about us!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where players can argue over imaginary trips to Greece and monitor each other’s virtual diets. Our players are so dedicated to their relationships that they’ll block you in-game and cut off all contact just like a real emotional abuser. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand? Come join us and see if you’re the real AITA in this virtual world!

MommyMayhemCraft

absent mother, Agreement, baby shower, bbq, brats, brunch, celebration, Childhood, emotional labor, family dynamics, Father’s Day, Gifts, grand gestures, Gratitude, MommyMayhemCraft, mother’s day, parenting, Resentment, spoiled, ungrateful, upbringing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	183
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of emotionally absent parents in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only emotional labor you’ll have to worry about is deciding which block to place next! Our server is filled with supportive players who will never let you down like your mom did.

Join us for Father’s Day celebrations that will make your dad feel like a king, with grand gestures and BBQs that will make up for all those years of neglect. And don’t worry, Mother’s Day is lowkey here – because who needs a mom who skips baby showers anyway?

So come on over and build your own family in our Minecraft world, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last diamond. See you there!

RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a roommate? Well, look no further because on our server, countries are your roommates! Imagine having Australia as your roommate – always throwing shrimp on the barbie and wrestling crocodiles in the living room. Or how about Japan, constantly organizing your stuff with precision and serving you sushi for breakfast.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the United States as a roommate. That’s right, the US is always throwing wild parties, bringing home bald eagles as pets, and trying to build a wall around your bed for privacy. It’s a non-stop adventure living with these crazy countries as your roommates!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up with a country as your BFF!