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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2346 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1490 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles