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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8270 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 818241 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.
Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).
So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!