CrayonParkingDisaster

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server if u suck at parking cuz maybe u were just too busy tryna keep ur crayons in line. we got crayon-themed builds and parking lot challenges that will make u rethink ur life choices. plus, rumor has it that if u can park perfectly, u unlock a secret crayon kingdom where u can rule as the crayon king or queen. so come on, what u waiting for? crayon chaos awaits u on our server!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	286	Dragon Eggs Found:	1215
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

Age Progression, Age Progression system, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Civilizations, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Environment, EXTRA, Fun, Gods, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Join, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modpack, Nations, Needed, player-engagement, Pyrofishing, Roleplay, roleplay-based, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, SPF, Square, sunburn, Sunscreens, Supplementaries, Technology, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	151860
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Breakup, Closure, Communication, creeper, Emotional healing, ex-partner, ExesCraft, forgiveness, getting back with an ex, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship advice, second chance, second time around, self reflection, starting over

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

Activist, alexey navalny, assassination attempt, Corruption, CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, investigation, Justice, Official documents, opposition, Poisoning, poisoning case, poisoning evidence, Political, Prison, russia, the insider, toxicology report, Truth, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

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