🔥bad painter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SleepyPainterFixer

aita, bad paint, bad painter, basement painting, correcting mistakes, Divorce, ex, fixing mistakes, former contractor, loving spouse, mean behavior, painting disaster, pick up daughter, Redecorating, repainting, SleepyPainterFixer, talent for painting, trim cutting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will paint a beautiful picture of fun and adventure? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more laughs than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.

So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Galaxy Mc

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Galaxy Mc Minecraft community! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds and adventures await at every turn. Our public Minecraft server offers a welcoming and inclusive environment for players of all ages and skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to make new friends, there’s something for everyone here.

Embark on epic quests, conquer challenging dungeons, or unleash your imagination in our expansive creative mode. With a dedicated team of moderators ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience, you can focus on unleashing your creativity and forging unforgettable memories with fellow players from around the globe.

Join us today and become part of our thriving Minecraft community, where the only limit is your imagination!

gn2.slicehosting.tech:32750

David’s Cloud: The Land of No Squares or Curves, Just Blocks and Fun!

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, blocks, cloud, commands, Community, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, curves, Davids, Discord, Event World, Fun, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, Land, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, SECURITY, smp, squares, Survival, Zedmun

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7803	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

About Davidscloud:

Davidscloud Minecraft Server Version:	1.7.10
IP for Vanilla (Latest Version):	mc.davidscloud.net
Bedrock Crossplay Port:	19132

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the player protection system on Davidscloud?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.
Are pets protected on Davidscloud?	Yes, pets are protected in the same fashion as player claims.
What quality-of-life features does Davidscloud offer?	Features like the banking system that gives interest for every hour you play, and a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods.
What worlds are available on Davidscloud?	In addition to the traditional Survival world, there is also a linked Amplified World, with plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future.
Does Davidscloud support cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players with Java accounts can now play on the same server as those using the Bedrock version, allowing for cross-platform play.
Where can I find more information about Davidscloud?	Join their Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

CubedMC VS Hypixel

Abilities, Community, Economy, Expansion, Exploration, Fun, Help, Mayor, MCMMO, No Griefing, No Resets, No Stealing, Permanent World, player community, PvE, rank up, Resource worlds, rules, Server Guidelines, Staff Team, Survival, Towns, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7214	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Hypixel	CubedMC
Large player base	Smaller community
Various minigames and game modes	Primarily PvE server
Premium features available for purchase	No pay-to-win elements
Regular updates and events	No server resets
Active moderators and support staff	Community-driven server

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel is known for its large player base and variety of game modes, while CubedMC has a smaller community focused on a PvE experience.

Q: Are there pay-to-win elements on these servers?

A: Hypixel offers premium features for purchase, while CubedMC prides itself on being free of pay-to-win elements.

Q: Do these servers have regular updates and events?

A: Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while CubedMC offers a more permanent gameplay experience with no server resets.

Q: Who moderates these servers?

A: Hypixel has active moderators and support staff to ensure smooth gameplay, while CubedMC is a community-driven server with helpful players and staff.

LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

#exciting, Adventures, beautiful girl, bondage, cross dressing, date, degen porn, Dildos, Femininity, fetish development, healthy relationships, libido, LibidoCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, nofap, overcoming challenges, personal growth, porn stimulus, self improvement, sex, sexual health, sexual stimulation, stimulus, weeks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7746	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

Over the Hillcraft: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Afraid of Aging

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adulthood, Adventure, afraid, aging, aspirations, bucket list, Challenges, CREEPERS, dreams, goals, Hillcraft, Journey, life experiences, life lessons, milestone birthday, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success, turning 30, wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where age is just a number and quests are never-ending! At the ripe old age of 30, you should have unlocked the “Adulting” achievement, which includes perks like the ability to pay bills on time and the power to resist the urge to nap after a big meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.

Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!

AllayMC

Adventure, building, Community, Crates, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Gaming, Landclaim, Minecraft, multiplayer, Perks, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to AllayMC, this is an SMP server and it’s great for finding friends and find a welcome community for you! We have ladnclaim, crates ranks perks and more! please come check it out and follow all our rules. hope o see you here! goodbye!

play.allaysmp.org

Gushmalistan

1.20.1, Bedwars, Citybuild, Cross-Play, Economy, Experience, Freebuild, Gushmalistan, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Gushmalistan is a Minecraft server that offers Citybuild, Freebuild, BedWars and MiniGames!

Join 1.20.1 today and relive your Minecraft experience!

guschmalistan.eu

AUSNZ.Network

AusNZ, Australian, Development, Discord, Faction, Factions, Lookingforplayers, Lookingforstaff, Minecraft, Needplayers, Needstaff, Network, new, Newserver, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

New Australian based Minecraft server. Looking for staff.Currently only Factions and Skyblock but more to come.Still in development.

We also have a discord, join in to learn more!

play.ausnz.network

Barely Better Than Bad

Adventure, adventurers, alliances, Biomes, Challenges, Community, creativity, Creatures, Dungeons, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, Modded, Moddedsurvival, Mods, ruins, smp, strategy, Survival, Tales, Vanilla, vibrant, voice chat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Our server is tailored for those seeking an experience beyond the ordinary. With a carefully curated selection of mods, we’ve transformed the familiar landscape of Minecraft into a realm teeming with endless possibilities. Whether you’re an expert builder, an intrepid explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master of industry, there’s a place for you in our world.

vibrant community

135.148.137.128:25618