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Dying4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

inappropriate reactions, end of life, inappropriate, death, Minecraft

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the most lit place ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, I swear it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. And if you join now, you’ll get a free llama ride to the moon!

So come join us on this crazy server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing Justin Bieber songs. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!

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Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

smp, Messy, EMBARRASSMENT, humor, diaper change

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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CreeperCatastrophe

cancelled plans, long lines, missed deadlines, being late, power outage

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

truth hurts, sensitive topic, EMBARRASSING, Confrontation, hate to break it to you

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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Oh No No No No No No No Kamala Sisters Minecraft Server

apprehension, Panic, danger, Distress, sisters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to rescue kidnapped villagers, and even a chance to ride a flying pig!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Kamala Sisters, who are rumored to have magical powers that can turn you into a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Creepers in the Mine

harsh reality, rejection, devastating news, BETRAYAL, Terrifying

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

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Restland

Cross-Play, Survival, MCMMO, Economy, PvP

Try the new and updated Restland! SMP Over 100 new custom enchants! Weekly , daily mini events! Custom items! 1.13 – 1.20.1 Custom TexturePack! 2 YEARS ONLINE! Chestshops Warp advertisements! Weekly giveaways 190K Unique logins!

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Cronical SMP

Hardcore, Survival, PvE, PvP

How to play? At the beginning you will have to choose one of the 2 Sides “Kai” or “Rec”, this should Think about it carefully, since you will not be able to change it “Ticket”, explore the world without structures, be careful with the end, it is dangerous but not immortal, farm your drups and look for caves to mine, you can sell these items at a respective merchant who will It will sell a type of currency, save to equip yourself and defeat your enemies or mine until you are the best.

cronicalsmp.minecraft.casa:25610

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HolloWand

MCMMO, Anarchy, Roleplay, Survival Games, PvE

(THIS SERVER REQUIES OPTIFINE) [MINECRAFT VERSION: 1.20.1]

Are you in the mood for some fast-paced action or do you want to take your time and explore? We’ve got something for everyone! In Kanojo Shooter, you’ll get to shoot your enemies with a variety of guns. This is a fast-paced and adrenaline-packed game mode that’ll have you on the edge of your seat. If you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our Hollo Wand RPG gamemode? Explore a vast and interesting world, complete quests and level up your character. For those who want a true survival challenge, we’ve got Farcry. With custom guns and a variety of challenges, you’ll have to use your wits to survive. Last but not least, we’ve got two unique survival modes: Backrooms and Slav Vanilla. The Backrooms will transport you to a world of eerie silence and horror, while Slav Vanilla is a survival mode designed for Russians and Ukrainians with its own unique features. We are currently working on more levels for the “Backrooms” gamemode and adding a ton of new custom mini games.

hollowand.mc-world.net:25592

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McSwiggers Survival

Vanilla, Survival

Pure Survival. Have fun. Don’t hack. Server started on Saturday, August 12 at 9pm ET. Server still new. Invite your friends! Don’t be rude. Have fun. Join the Disc…

66.248.197.15

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