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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP

    Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.

    So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?

    But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCrazeMC

    CreeperCrazeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Come for the drama, stay for the llama!

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Come for the drama, stay for the llama!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ABOUT US The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    HARDWARE & SETUP Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

      • Platform: Fabric 1.21
      • Location: San Jose, California, United States
      • CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
      • RAM: 10GB (32 Total)
    MODS & TWEAKS We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

      • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
      • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
      • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
      • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
      • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
      • Accelerated Leaf Decay
      • Minecarts now run 4x faster
      • Online Webmap here
    APPLICATION Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

      • Join our Discord Server here!
      • Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
      • Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
      • Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
      • Step 4: Short Interview
      • Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

    A: Unfortunately, the Club SMP is strictly an 18+ server. We want to ensure a mature and enjoyable environment for all our players.

    Q: Can I use mods not included in the server modpack?

    A: We recommend using only the mods provided in our custom modpack to ensure compatibility and fairness among all players.

    Q: How often are events held on the server?

    A: We aim to host events regularly to keep the community engaged and excited. The frequency of events may vary, but we strive to provide a fun experience for all players.

    Q: Are donations accepted for the server?

    A: At this time, we do not accept donations for the server. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community without the need for financial contributions.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on the Club SMP. We value a supportive and collaborative environment where all players can feel safe and enjoy their time in the game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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