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BlockBusterFlop

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	5321
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of watching terrible movies and wasting your precious time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the horrors of bad cinema by immersing yourself in a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Our server is like the Hollywood of Minecraft, except without the terrible scripts and overpaid actors. Instead, you’ll find yourself battling dragons, building majestic castles, and befriending talking pigs. Who needs Hollywood when you have a blocky paradise like ours?

So say goodbye to bad movies and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than sitting through another terrible film.

CringeCraft: The Movie

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

BlockBusterFlopz

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

AirplaneTurbulenceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves to do our bidding and they now roam the server protecting us from any griefers who dare to challenge our dominance.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, we hold regular events like “Creeper Bowling” and “Zombie Pigman Racing” that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary “Notch’s Golden Pickaxe” hidden somewhere in our world. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart.

Regretflix & Chill

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Votes:	4919	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old movies that leave you feeling disappointed? Well, come join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to suffer through a bad movie again! Our server is like a blockbuster film on steroids – action-packed adventures, thrilling plot twists, and epic battles with creepers and zombies! Say goodbye to boring movie nights and hello to endless excitement in the world of Minecraft! Join now and experience the ultimate cinematic experience – no popcorn required!

RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crops Grown:	8825
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Zombie Dances:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Animals Bred:	98
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	5995	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

CraftyTrustFundSaver

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	4385	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?

LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!

Superman’s Weak Muscles Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Silvermons: Where Pixelmon and Progression meet Endgame PvE…plus we throw in some bad puns and free puppies!

bad, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Exclusive Gyms, free, friendly community, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Progression, Puns, puppies, PvE…plus, rank progression system, Silvermons, throw, Unique formats

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons offer?

Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system including exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.silvermons.com on Minecraft.

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs can fly, the creepers do the cha-cha, and the cows have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world – one block at a time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s always a pleasant surprise to witness such thing in this modern climate. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

The Daily Shiroyama SMP Mita-san

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a journey with the legendary Ruins Explorer Mita Tamiko as she searches for ancient treasures and battles fierce mobs. Rumor has it she once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of Skeletons – now that’s a sight to see!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, you’ll be decked out in gear that will make all the other players green with envy.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are busting out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for Mita Tamiko – she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes!