RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

Blocky Babes and Creepy Caves Minecraft Server

attractive, Babes, bad judgment, beauty standards, blocky, Caves, controversial, crackhead physique, creepy, cultural influences, Edgy, fascination, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mystery, Paradox, Perception, Preferences, Rebellion, Server, Sexy, smoking, societal norms, Unconventional, unhygienic, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	4351	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a crackhead covered in graffiti? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scratching their heads in confusion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs a smoke break when you can be battling zombies and building epic structures with your fellow players?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at a graffiti-covered crackhead the same way again. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling for the unhygienic charm of our virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

SisCraft: Mom’s Turn!

aita, baby daddy, BEDROOM, Cancer, comfortable, Contact, Dying, family, FMLA, gloves, Legacy, mom, moms, MONEY, quality of life, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Studio, surgery, Telling, Turn, Will

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4934
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and escape the real-life chaos by building your own virtual world filled with blocky adventures.

Looking for a place to escape from your mom’s will drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about family feuds and focus on crafting epic creations.

Need a break from siblings who always seem to get the upper hand? Join our server and show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land.

Sick of being the responsible one in your family? Come join us and let loose by mining, crafting, and exploring without any real-life responsibilities holding you back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s way more fun than the real one!

SelfDeceptionMC SMP

denial, facing reality, lying to self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self honesty, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-deception, self-delusion, self-doubt, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflection journey, SelfDeceptionMC, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you lying to yourself about not joining our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncovering secret diamond stashes and enchanted gear that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. So stop lying to yourself and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza

Analysis, BlockyBrits, bonanza, brexit, Brits, consequences, debate, decision, Economy, european union, Future, immigration, Impact, negotiations, opinion, Politics, reddit, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Hey there, Minecrafters of Reddit! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you!

Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?

But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crops Grown:	7579	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

Africa, Ancient, Aquatic, Biodiversity, discovery, Evolution, Extinct, Ferganoceratodus edwardsi, fossil, fossilised tooth plate, identified, material, Mid-Zambezi Basin, new species, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Triassic lungfish, vertebrate, ZambeziLungfishCraft, zimbabwe

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	4319

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

1.21, adulting, application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, Discord, Discord link, Events, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, microphone, Minecrafters, PRETEND, procrastinate, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Uncrafting, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	205
Buildings Constructed:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	894549
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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