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DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	126
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	141
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SillySMPChatter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6496
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Starfall Sanctuary

anti cheat, Armor Poser Mod, claim system, Custom Armor Stand book, custom pictures, diamond-based economy, faster minecart, Find slime chunk command, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Invisible item frames, Leaderboards command, new season, No mob Griefing, one player sleep, player head drop., Sanctuary, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, Sit on almost anything, smp, starfall, Trial Chambers Vaults reset

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Items Found:	2979

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP:	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location:	USA – New York
Community Location:	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord:	Discord
Server Map:	The Map
Version:	Java version 1.21.4

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive. If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ Questions & Answers

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord to be whitelisted and receive the server IP.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?

A: No, the server is free to play and everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What type of enhancements does the server offer?

A: The server offers vanilla’ish quality of life enhancements such as One player sleep, No mob Griefing, Custom Armor Stand book, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord.

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.21.2

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese!

Join us for some epic adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more surprises than a birthday party thrown by a clown with a confetti cannon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

GFearphones Minecraft Server

Communication, earphones, Evening, Focus, GFearphones, Girlfriend, habits, headphones, jarring sounds, Minecraft, nagging, noise, overreacting, partner, relationship, Relax, Scrolling, sensitivity, Server, social media, UNFAIR, Videos, Volume

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7177	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	177
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Animals Bred:	148
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of hearing random, jarring sounds from your girlfriend’s phone while trying to relax in the evening? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more loud music or someone shouting in your ear – just peaceful mining and building with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can build your own virtual headphones to block out any annoying sounds from the outside world. No need to constantly nag your girlfriend to use earphones – just focus on creating your own virtual paradise without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Who needs real-life relationship issues when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Don’t be sensitive, be a block-building boss on our server!

NoSmokinMILinMyPad

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, family, in-laws, Lifestyle, mother-in-law, NoSmokinMILinMyPad, Offense, relationships, resolution, Respect, smell, smoking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8475
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	205
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for smoke smells, even virtual ones! Join us and escape the stench of drama like this poor player who had to deal with their MIL’s smoking habit. Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about that lingering smell. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back when things get heated. So come join us and leave the smoke behind – both in-game and in real life!

MisunderstoodCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to understand you better than anyone else! Our community is filled with players who will appreciate your unique quirks and eccentricities. We even have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance – because words are so last season! So if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

GazaCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where abbas is ready to assume full responsibility in the gaza strip when ceasefire begins! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, abbas was building a giant sand castle in the desert biome when suddenly, a creeper snuck up behind him and blew it all up! now, abbas is on a mission to rebuild and he needs your help! join our server and help abbas rebuild his sand castle and restore peace to the gaza strip! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftySpyNetwork

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ores Mined:	529
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff, right? Well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, seriously, you gotta join because, get this, there’s this Ukrainian engineer who got arrested for like, leading a Russian spy network. How crazy is that, right? Like, imagine the drama and intrigue that must be going down on this server. You gotta join just to see what’s gonna happen next. Plus, like, the builds on this server are out of this world. Like, literally, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. It’s insane, man. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

Snooze Patrol: The Insomniac’s Paradise

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic sleep of ur life!! we guarantee u will sleep so good dat u will wake up thinkin u just slept for 100 years like sleeping beauty. our beds are made of clouds and pillows made of marshmallows. u will be counting sheep in no time cuz u will be sleepin so deep u will think u in dreamland. come join us and experience da best sleep of ur life!! #sleepgoals #dreamserver #marshmallowpillows

NetherCraft | UA server Minecraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	121
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Game sleepiness | UA is an official Ukrainian private server for playing in Minecraft.We have a minimum of plugins and a maximum of emotions on our server!Maximum atmosphere of vanilla living in the world of evil.

199.83.103.226:25773

ExodusCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

ExodusCraft Overview
Play ExodusCraft, my official server for my brand new mod pack that combines the charm of Vanilla with an RPG-inspired exploration and over 170 meticulously chosen mods. Whether you’re looking for an adventure, trying to build a masterpiece, looking for world domination, or just looking to become a farmer, ExodusCraft offers something for everyone.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What can you do in ExodusCraft?	– Explore: Explore brand-new and overhauled biomes, collect hundreds of new items and weapons, and engage in hundreds of dungeons and brand-new structures filled with challenges – Build: Create bases with enhanced building tools and block variety. – Battle: Face off against powerful bosses and unique mobs with new combat mechanics and weapons. – Community: Forge alliances, trade with friends, or even declare war on your annoying neighbor.
What makes ExodusCraft special?
Why should I join ExodusCraft?	– ExodusCraft offers a carefully curated selection of mods that enhance the Minecraft experience while maintaining its vanilla charm. – The server aims to create a community with wars, alliances, server events, businesses, farmers, explorers, and more, all enhanced by mods. – The application process ensures active players who contribute to the RPG/SMP aspects of the server. – To start your journey, apply on Discord or play on your own with the ExodusCraft modpack.