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LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

UNREAL HARDCORE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bases, commands, CREEPERS, Economy, Griefing, Hardcore, mobs, Sethome, Skeletons, Spiders, Store, Survival, Tpa, UNREAL HARDCORE, update, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	1672	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

A hardcore server for those who are tired of vanilla and pointless anarchies!

All mobs are very fast and can smell you from hundreds of meters away, zombies can break blocks (but not obsidian), skeletons shoot for a kilometer, creepers explode onto the map floor, and poisonous spiders crawl out of caves!

This is unreal survival on unreal hardcore! Build bases to protect against mobs at night and help other players, or collect freebies from other players’ houses and destroy their houses with your griefing skills. The choice is yours!

The server also has an economy, a store, sethome, tpa commands and much more. The next updates will add hardcore!

hardcore.imba.land

Topple This Country Minecraft Server

Africa, control, Corruption, Country, COUP, Dictatorship, foreigner, Government, ISLAND, Manipulation, Minecraft, political instability, power grab, regime change, regime overthrow, Server, shithole, Southeast Asia, TAKEOVER, Tiny, Topple, weak federal state

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6692	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking to conquer a tiny shithole country in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got islands in Southeast Asia just waiting for your rule, or how about a region in Africa with a weak federal state? Join us and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule over pixels instead? Join now and start your quest for world domination!

Minecraft SMP: AEWtists vs WWE Fans – The Battle of Block Wrestling

aew, AEWtists, battle, BLOCK, Bloodsport, checked out, Fans, hate, Minecraft, MLW, New Years PPV, njpw, PPVs, Shinsuke, smp, Stardom, Stories, tna, Tony, tribalist, Triller, Wrestle Universe, Wrestlers, wrestling, wrestling promotion, wwe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9861	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9700
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of being a WWE tribalist and want to expand your wrestling horizons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We welcome fans of all wrestling promotions, from WWE to TNA+ to NJPW and everything in between.

Join us for insane wrestling debates, build arenas to host your own epic matches, and maybe even recreate some of your favorite wrestling moments in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a luchador mask!

So come on down to our SMP and show off your wrestling knowledge, because in this world, the only thing more wild than the wrestling storylines are the creations our players come up with. Join now and let the wrestling madness begin!

FlakeSMP

bedrock, Bedwars, branding, club, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, Discord, equal opportunity, FlakeSMP, Gaming, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Mini Games, multiplayer, no pay to win, opportunity, PORT, PvP, Server, shockbyte, smp, Survival, try

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hello We are a survival smp offering no pay to win cuz we want to give everyone equal oppertunity you can join us Ip: FlakeSMP.shockbyte.club Bedrock Port: 25574

Atleast give us a try I’m sure you will like the server company and branding Head over to our discord by /discord in the server

Flakesmp.shockbyte.club

YeetCraft – Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Epic, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, millie, millie parfait, Minecraft, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna, Millie, Nina (who has mysteriously vanished after graduating), and Reimu will guide you through epic adventures and crazy challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Ethyria Essentials, a mystical realm filled with rare items and powerful enchantments. Join us on this wild ride as we battle dragons, build insane structures, and uncover the secrets of Ethyria.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Hurry up and join before Nina comes back from wherever she disappeared to and steals all the diamonds!

Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

Anime Production Minecraft Server

America, Anime, Anime games, Asian culture, brown hordes, Chinese, Competition, cucked country, cultural shift, Entertainment, Europe, Future, Globalization, Industry, international relations, Japan, koreans, Media, Minecraft, production, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the impending anime apocalypse brought on by the Chinese and Koreans taking over the industry? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to combat this impending doom – the power of building and crafting! Join us as we band together to create a fortress of epic proportions to protect Japan from the brown hordes and save anime once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of truth, capable of vanquishing any foe with a single blow. So come on, join us and let’s show those pesky invaders who’s boss in the most epic battle for anime supremacy!

Short XRP Minecraft SMP

cryptocurrency, digital assets, Financial Advice, financial markets, investing, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short, short selling, Short XRP, smp, speculative trading, stock market, Trading, xrp, XRP forecast, xrp news, xrp price, XRP trading

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

administration, Afghanistan, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict, debate, Defence, Explanation, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Origins, Partisan, Politics, Server, trump, Truth, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

> Synder was bad Minecraft SMP

action-packed, bad, Character development, cinematic universe, Colorful, criticism, dc comics, extreme opposite, fan reaction, Franchise, long-term planning, loud colors, middle ground, Minecraft, Movie, quips, Reboot, smp, storytelling, SuperHero, Superman, Synder

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds in a normal, non-colorful way? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: instead of bland, realistic builds, we have giant rainbow-colored houses with flashing lights and dancing llamas. Instead of peaceful farming, we have explosive mining challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers and lava pits. And instead of polite conversations, we have constant quips and jokes flying around like fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so extreme that we even have a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the Minecraft world with our ridiculous antics. Join us now and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in 6-10 years when we inevitably try to reboot our server again!